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  1. Tony Blair could face prosecution.

    Some of you may not know that Tony Blair is immune from prosecution over the Iraq war. Along with Jack Straw and Lord Goldsmith who were the foreign secretary and attorney general at the time. A private prosecution was blocked a while ago but apparently the decision will be reviewed. Though I...
  2. Razam

    Question "The......."

    A lot of the latin star players seem to have nicknames begining with "The.." (when translated), eg: The Beast (Negredo) The Gunfighter (Suarez) The Little Pea (Hernandez) The Commander (Ronaldo) The Little Chief (Mascherano) etc.... So what "The..." nicknames would you give to our current...
  3. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Commander Chris Hadfield Space Oddity

    Fantastic images. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
  4. Napster

    The Commander - almost 9 years ago

    Found this great obit of Keith Gus Summers who passed away almost 9 years ago. Some of the older mob might remember him. http://www.mustrad.org.uk/ks_obit.htm
  5. Ref Watch ....... AFC Wimbledon

    Saturday's man in charge, floodlights permitting, is the loose cannon that is Trevor Kettle. Or, rather, Wing Commander Trevor Kettle based at RAF High Wycombe. This is his 9th season as a League referee and his matches have been littered with controversy and condemnation throughout. I am sure...
  6. Mad Cyril

    Gary tank commander.

    Has anyone seen this? A woman at work insisted I watch it and gave me the DVD. Good reviews online but I have never heard of it.
  7. Dick Bate's Protege

    Describe your last sexual encounter with a film title...

    I'll start Master and Commander
  8. We Never Wanted the World Cup, Anyway...

    Well, you could see that coming, couldn’t you? Just as soon as the English World Cup bid gets off the ground, the English tabloids have set about dismantling it from afar. The news that Lord Triesman, chairman of the 2018 bid, has claimed that Spain and Russia are colluding to bribe...
  9. Not In Mohave Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
  10. J

    The Decline of the Southend Movement..

    It all started, when the chief of the Southed Ureichted movement, Commander Ronaldine, started releasing weekly propaganda. The material was known as "Mein Kampf Bling," It was a story of how a small developer wanted more. His Henchman included, Jeffstein Kingsfritz, and Herr Davichberg...
  11. Pale Blue Dot

    Correspondence to the club

    I appreciate that this thread will be closely linked to the club statement one but if possible could this please be kept as a stand alone thread. A place we can track correspondence to the club and any replies we get. Here's mine: Dear Sirs, I feel compelled to write to you...
  12. Pale Blue Dot

    Club statement: True blues?!

    CLUB STATEMENT: TRUE BLUES?! Posted on: Mon 20 Apr 2009 Southend United Chief Executive Geoffrey King has today issued the following statement regarding Saturday's match with Leicester City: Prior to the game on Saturday an arrangement had been reached with the Police to have...
  13. ldnfatso

    2 True Stories!

    STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...
  14. Jam_Man

    Should Prince Harry be allowed to serve in Iraq?

    Lot of discussion about Harry going to Iraq and whether he should go as a troop commander. The argument is that if he is leading a squad not only will they be targeted more by insurgents, but other troops in the Scimitar vehicles he would use would also be attacked more often. Personally seems...