Question "The......."

[Razam]

A lot of the latin star players seem to have nicknames begining with "The.." (when translated), eg:

The Beast (Negredo)
The Gunfighter (Suarez)
The Little Pea (Hernandez)
The Commander (Ronaldo)
The Little Chief (Mascherano) etc....

So what "The..." nicknames would you give to our current squad & players of old?

 

[Crawliano]

MGR Mandarina

GK Manos Débiles
RB Sexo ex Primo
CB Vendaje
CB Adulador
LB Lazo del Pelo Estúpido
LM Inconsistente
CM Roja Directa
CM Prohibición de Conducir
RM Salida del Jurado
CF Cabeza Hexagonal
CF Sólo Necesita una Pretemporada

And I pray for the resigning of our wonderful Defender from about 6 years ago who would be known as:

"Igual de Malo en Cualquier Posición en la Espalda"

I'd use Google translate here...

 

[South Bank Hank]

CF Cabeza Hexagonal

No google translate necessary! :smile:



Phil as El Bronceado - The Tan
Luke as La Diadema - The Headband
Barry as La Manzana - The Apple

 

[Suffolk Blue]

GK: Weak Hands (For DB? - what about "Hijo de una MILF" ?)
RB: The Ex Sex-Cousin (oh I get it, sister/mother-f sort of thing)
CB: The Bandage
CB: The Flatterer (who's this?)
LB: The Stupid Hair Loop
LM: The Inconsistent One (that one was easy)
CM: Red Mist (I assume this is Clifford?)
CM: The Banned Driver (Timlin I guess?)
RM: The Jury's Out (which RM are we talking about?)
CF: The Hexagonal Head (Threepeny-Bit Head?)
CF: Mr He-Only-Needs-a-Preseason

PB: The Mandarin

 

[Bolton Shrimper]

A small number of players over the years would have had the same nickname............"The Wa***er." :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[buffalowolf]

A small number of players over the years would have had the same nickname............"The Wa***er." :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

yeah a nd a few supporters would have had the same nickname too ":smile:the tosser"

 

[Juggler90]

MGR Mandarina

GK Manos Débiles
RB Sexo ex Primo
CB Vendaje
CB Adulador
LB Lazo del Pelo Estúpido
LM Inconsistente
CM Roja Directa
CM Prohibición de Conducir
RM Salida del Jurado
CF Cabeza Hexagonal
CF Sólo Necesita una Pretemporada

And I pray for the resigning of our wonderful Defender from about 6 years ago who would be known as:

"Igual de Malo en Cualquier Posición en la Espalda"

I'd use Google translate here...

Why do all of our players have Spanish nicknames? I can understand Suarez, Negredo etc...

 

[RobM]

Le Lunatique...

 

[Gremlin]

We've currently got The Diver, of course.

 

[Crawliano]

GK: Weak Hands (For DB? - what about "Hijo de una MILF" ?)
CB: The Flatterer (Thompson - sits on the bench for ROI v Italy, can't even get on our bench!)
RM: The Jury's Out (Weston)
CF: The Hexagonal Head (Corr)

Answer's above!