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Razam

Coach
Joined
Jun 19, 2009
Messages
730
A lot of the latin star players seem to have nicknames begining with "The.." (when translated), eg:

The Beast (Negredo)
The Gunfighter (Suarez)
The Little Pea (Hernandez)
The Commander (Ronaldo)
The Little Chief (Mascherano) etc....

So what "The..." nicknames would you give to our current squad & players of old?
 

Crawliano

LADYCHARMER80
Joined
Aug 18, 2008
Messages
2,705
Location
Benfleet
MGR Mandarina

GK Manos Débiles
RB Sexo ex Primo
CB Vendaje
CB Adulador
LB Lazo del Pelo Estúpido
LM Inconsistente
CM Roja Directa
CM Prohibición de Conducir
RM Salida del Jurado
CF Cabeza Hexagonal
CF Sólo Necesita una Pretemporada

And I pray for the resigning of our wonderful Defender from about 6 years ago who would be known as:

"Igual de Malo en Cualquier Posición en la Espalda"

I'd use Google translate here...
 

Suffolk Blue

Manager
Joined
Nov 13, 2003
Messages
1,948
Location
Ixworth, Suffolk
GK: Weak Hands (For DB? - what about "Hijo de una MILF" ?)
RB: The Ex Sex-Cousin (oh I get it, sister/mother-f sort of thing)
CB: The Bandage
CB: The Flatterer (who's this?)
LB: The Stupid Hair Loop
LM: The Inconsistent One (that one was easy)
CM: Red Mist (I assume this is Clifford?)
CM: The Banned Driver (Timlin I guess?)
RM: The Jury's Out (which RM are we talking about?)
CF: The Hexagonal Head (Threepeny-Bit Head?)
CF: Mr He-Only-Needs-a-Preseason

PB: The Mandarin
 

Juggler90

Youth Team
Joined
Jan 8, 2013
Messages
194
MGR Mandarina

GK Manos Débiles
RB Sexo ex Primo
CB Vendaje
CB Adulador
LB Lazo del Pelo Estúpido
LM Inconsistente
CM Roja Directa
CM Prohibición de Conducir
RM Salida del Jurado
CF Cabeza Hexagonal
CF Sólo Necesita una Pretemporada

And I pray for the resigning of our wonderful Defender from about 6 years ago who would be known as:

"Igual de Malo en Cualquier Posición en la Espalda"

I'd use Google translate here...

Why do all of our players have Spanish nicknames? I can understand Suarez, Negredo etc...
 
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