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  1. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
  2. Create a band on wikipedia

    1) Go on wikipedia. 2) Click Random Page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The title of this article is your band name. 3) Click Random Page again. This is your album name. 4) Click 12 more times. These articles are the CD's tracks. Band: Macuelizo Album: Screven Track 1: Glenwood...
  3. The General

    Week 7 - The FC Thread

    Well this week sees General Star's welcome the oddly named One Team....One... The oppo sit bottom in the league but have won and drawn their last 2 FC games. General Star's currently sit in 2nd, 14 points behind leaders Cricket Genuises who play 7th placed Rival Schools. The General Stars will...
  4. C C Csiders

    The Queen

    Saw this on ITV last night, and I have to say it was the biggest pile of bilge I think I've ever seen. Appallingly acted, including the Oscar winning Helen Mirren. Featuring rubbish caricatures of the likes of Blair, Princes Charles and Philip. However, the biscuit is well and truly one by the...
  5. SZ BT Cup - Preview

    With this seasons SZ BT Cup starting on Sunday, I thought I would try and give a bit of a run-down on the groups and teams. GROUP A Batty Shrimpers (managed by BB) Current form - top of V.58 winning all 4 games, knocked out of cup at 3rd round stage. One to watch - Philip Evelyn. 580 runs at...
  6. The General

    Battrick YP

    10 on batting and conc with 5 on stamina ... Daren Philip (493372) RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh An attacking player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience. Plays For: General Stars Nationality: England Age: 17 Years...
  7. Reading Shrimper

    Local Radio & SUFC

    You may remember some time back I mentioned a new local station coming to Southend borough soon, and how we should lobby Ofcom (through their public enquiry) that we need a station with good coverage of the Blues... Well, the four bidders for the licence have been announced, as follows...
  8. Darwin Awards

    Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...
  9. Groyne Strain

    David Icke:  "The Queen Is A Lizard"

    A truly wonderful interview is being conducted by This Morning with David Icke right now. Apparently, the world is being controlled by shape-changing super reptiles known as the "illuminati."  The Queen, presidents, prime ministers are in on it all - and Burt Bacharach!     Also, tables don't...
  10. Bob Cratchitt

    Hattrick

    FC Gambero - ****on rovers 10 - 0 Date: 12/7/2003 at 18:00 MatchID: 10432982 Arena: Fossetts Farm Crowd: 11733 11733 spectators arrived at Fossetts Farm, where weather conditions were pretty good for football. Gambero started off with a 3-5-2 lineup. They fielded: bin Abdul Wahid -...
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