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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Huddersfield Town 0-1 Southend United
blustery day - big pitch, decent stadium 12 thousand smiling northerners and a really annoying announcer shouting and screaming in the way too loud pa... they were trying really hard with give away season tickets and deck chairs on the pitch and each players soponsor announced - and going on...- Rayleigh boy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZ Novella - Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Breaking News Union paying players wages!!!
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport/football/article-1165564/Union-pay-players-wages-Darlington-Stockport-Chester-Bournemouth-12-clubs-face-administration.html Union to pay players' wages at Darlington, Stockport, Chester and Bournemouth as 12 clubs face administration By Joe Bernstein Last...- ldnfatso
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- Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
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SZ Novella - Chapter Six
Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter Four
Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter Two
Chapter One here http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49964 Chapter Two - Making Your Way In This World Today, Takes Everything You've Got. Shackleford glanced back down the alleyway and patted Ricey on the back. "It's too dangerous to talk here. Come on, I'll take you somewhere...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter One
Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Breaking News Ron's blog 24/02/09
Whilst the rest of us were watching the match, Ron was emailing us his latest thoughts: I want to begin this week by thanking all our supporters who were able to attend the match at Colchester this weekend. The 1800 or so who made the journey across Essex showed, once again, what passion is...- Beefy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - David Webb
For 84 years Southend was a team that bounced around the lower divisions. The opening words of the official club history are: "Other teams dreamt of Wembley, some hankered for the first division championship or a place in Europe - but Southend only ever wanted second division status." We'd...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chelsea Need To Look In The Mirror
Mike Riley may have cost them the game, but it is Chelsea's under-performing superstars who have cost themselves the title. Even before the ludicrous dismissal of Frank Lampard, the Blues had barely threatened Liverpool's goal and some of their players need to ask themselves some serious...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Boring Boro Fall To Chelsea
The Chelsea rehabilitation continues, but the road to recovery is never easy. This, the fourth consecutive win since their violation at the hands of Manchester United, takes them to second place in the table, but they were certainly made to work for it by a Middlesbrough side who were...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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You Lucky *******s
Only Tottenham could make such a simple task so ludicrously difficult. Only Tottenham could take an unloseable game and almost throw it away. Harry Redknapp has booked his place at Wembley for a second season running, but he won't kid himself that his team deserves it. Two late goals from Roman...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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How Has Obama Changed Your Life?
It is a new dawn. A new hope. The cool, clear sunlight of justice is breaking through the clouds of oppression to shine upon our darkened lives. I feel the hand of history upon my shoulder. Obama is here and He is changing our lives. Just today, on my way to the cheap household goods store on...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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You're definitely in charge Dmitry
Just read this in an article about Russian support for their leadership over the gas standoff: Made me laugh anyway!- sufcintheprem
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Pietersen gone?
Reports are suggesting Pieterson has stepped down as captain following his row with Peter Moores. This seems to have been prompted by reports both were to be sacked. With the ashes coming up this year I find it a shame as I wouldnt really want our best batter disrupted or unhappy with his...- number11
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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EPL Half-Term Reports Pt1
As the halfway point of the Premier League season approaches, we sent Iain Macintosh to compile reports cards for all the movers and the shakers. Who's the most improved student? Who deserves a merit award? Who's so bad that they're in danger of being moved to remedial class? Find out here...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Car Security
Hi folks, Just in need of a little advice. There's been a couple of cars knicked from around where we live, and the Uni itself recently - And last night as I was slowly driving out of our small residential area, two ***** ran up, punched in my back window, tried to punch in my sunroof window...- Irish_Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Great North Run
Slightly tenuous prefix parhaps... I will be running the Great North Run on the 5th of October raising money for the NSPCC. Training's been a bit on and off over the last few months but I've stepped it up recently with a couple of 12 mile runs (yes, I'm not sure why I didn't just do an extra...- sufcintheprem
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Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum