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  1. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
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    • airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Xàbia Shrimper

    Brighton Stadium In Doubt?

    Brighton's bid to build a new stadium is in doubt after it was revealed Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott made a mistake in his approval letter. On Thursday, Prescott's office quashed last October's 'Yes' verdict on a stadium at Falmer after realising an error was made...
  3. Matt the Shrimp

    Winter Olympics

    So, with the Winter Olympics coming up, what will everyone be watching... or does the snow and ice leave you cold? (Pardon the pun) As I've discovered, there is now a reason to watch the speed skating - Anni Friesinger's thrups. Marvellous.  I also rediscover my Canadian passport and...
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Chemistry can be fun

    Daft names for chemicals, molecules etc. My vote for the best name goes to that well known substance: Cummingtonite
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    One Hundred Albums ...

    Interesting nominations at www.jaguaro.org A few "eyebrow raisers": Nirvana - Nevermind "Yeah, yeah - I realize that this is the one that broke grunge's doors wide open and made Seattle a place to be reckoned with. Are we sure that's good? At best, Nevermind is an...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • archives ard birth california ead hasn heaven joshua music nirvana peppers politically religious remove rock second coming socks substance tattoos triumph
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Mr Wooly

    Onandi Lowe

    Coventry City striker Onandi Lowe has been arrested on posession of an illegal substance(s). Looks like Rushden knew what he was up to the scallywag!   It could mean that he goes away from Highfield Road with a 100% goalscoring record however (1 game, 1 goal). Interesting...
  7. Napster

    Wales Euro 2004 shock

    Wales demand Euro 2004 place after Titov positive test Reuters Monday January 26, 2004 4:31 PM LONDON, Jan 26 (Reuters) - Wales has lodged an official protest with European soccer's governing body about a positive drug test by Russia's Yegor Titov and wants to be awarded a...
    • Napster
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    • ban doping following foo football ive rate soccer substance test
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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