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  1. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
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    • afterwards ant ban brough cos dealings flavour foo identified industry ive janaury jobs jury laden league prepared raspberry rubbish sausage shirt signatures sledgehammer sucked swim
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. DTS

    If you had to go into witness protection....

    And you had to change the following what identity would you assume. NEW NAME: NEW UK LOCATION: NEW NORMAL PROFFESION: Mine are as follows I think. NEW NAME: - Brad Power NEW UK LOCATION: York NEW NORMAL PROFFESION: Swim Centre manager. Your thoughts please?
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    • assume brad following swim
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. South Bank Hank

    Hull City PREVIEW

    From Hull City AFC Website Phil Parkinson will be without midfielder John Welsh as he prepares his Hull City side for battle against Southend United at Roots Hall this evening (KO 7.45pm). Welsh damaged a hamstring in the weekend defeat against Sunderland and Parkinson admits it is a blow to...
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    • ban concede cup damaged didn especially essex foo hall jury league liverpool lose pres roots strongly swim tigers
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • abandoned admire afterwards airplane alternate anderson bankruptcy batman bible bound broadway bullets cas certainty chapter ched cherry chilli chocolate christopher chuck cinema cinematic commissioner connor convertible convincing cops core cos cowboy criminal cruel cup deed desperation diane dining dominance donald edited especially exactly executed exquisite fields finds flash ford fur gender graduate hannah hasn hes heston imitating isaac itself jacob jake kane knowing learning loser lured lynch maria marriages matched merger moody nam nobody nuclear oldest ooh pace packs para parody penn popcorn porn prepared pulled punches ranking rare remembering rendering reservoir romance sarah satisfying scarface science scientology sequel shire sings ski solo spread stairs swim tara tear terror terrorism torch trademark translation trapped trilogy twilight two minutes unknown unseen versions vince wes wild woody worthy writer
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. * ORM *

    A rare Friday night out for Mrs ORM

    Due to a train fatality near Rayleigh Mrs ORM was forced to pick up yours truly from Wickford. Apparently it was suicide. One of the C2C mob was so depressed that the services on their line had been fully restored. Turfed out at Wickford along with the usual "helpful" information...
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    • bath buses lloyds restored swim
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Davros

    Release scheduale 7th march onwards

    Daves Disclaimer - this scheduale is subject to change and i will not be held responsible for you running down to HMV with your £2.99 only to be disapointed March 7th Agent Blue - Children's Children Alec Empire - Gotta Get Out Blak Twang ft. K9 - G.C.S.E Caribou - Yeti C-Sixty Four - On...
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    • bbc bohemian bon bone california candy chucky coloured daves doll eva evans eviction flyers fortune hideous hmv hurts iff jorge lose mars mercury presley rhapsody romance seeds ski stereo swim taught tone vale wasn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Fat Bastid had a sh*t weekend but,

    A cruise ship in the pacific has major problems  and after a short period of panic the ship sinks taking all bar three passengers with it The 3 survivors Damian, Darren and Deirdre manage to swim to a tiny deserted island They lived quite comfortably on the island for a couple of years doing...
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