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  1. londonblue

    Excel Help

    I'm hoping we have some kind of excel expert on here that can help me out. Let's assume I have about 500 cars all that need radios installed. I know the dates the installs will happen (because this has been planned well in advance) and have a column in my data that creates the "week beginning"...
  2. steveo

    Things that have impressed you today

    An opposite thread for the thing that are hacking you off today. Bought a watch via Amazon a couple of weeks ago. Although apparently water resistant up to 100 metres, it misted up after a swim in a 1.5m pool and the chronos stopped working. Was expecting a drawn out returning process but was...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    "Trust us.We can do better"

    Cameron's speech. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19890459 Can does not mean the same as will though,does it? Frankly,I wouldn't have thought either "Sink or swim" or "Trust us.We can do better"(OK, I made the latter one up but it was the gist of the speech,IMO)are likely to play that...
  4. Shrimpin

    What sort of swim wear is it then?????

    We all know what sort of swim wear guys like to wear right? the baggy shorts/combat shorts when they are on holiday (not saying a nice pair of tight trunks dont look out of place on the right sort of guy lol) Ronahldo springs to mind! However I was chatting to my friends about our Ibiza plans...
  5. southchurch

    Suitable punishments for moshni

    He should be pushed off the end of the gassworks jetty and made to swim to the end of the pier. Then his pants should be pulled down and a photo taken of his shrivelled up gonads. This should be printed in programme for next home game.:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon...
  6. TrueBlue


    Anybody like me enjoy a swim? Just of down Clements hall in a bit for an early morning dip
  7. ldnfatso

    Southend Beaches - 2nd cleanest in England

    Would/do you go down there? Do you swim in the sea at all? Discuss! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-13344793
  8. Cricko


    A true story. One day a son asks his father: "Daddy, will you run the marathon with me?" The father answers yes and both run their first marathon together. One day, the son asks his father if he wants to run the marathon with him again and the father answers yes. They both run the marathon...
  9. Winkle

    I am a salmon!

    Yes, I have been thinking today that maybe we have something in common. We have enjoyed the last four years leaving Div 2 to roam around Div 1 and the championship, abit like a salmon that hatches in the stream or river then leaves its small surrounding heading for the open sea and all that life...
  10. wiggy

    Stop the dreaming, this is the reality.....

    Ron has singlehandidly sent us down. Forget anyone below League 2 signing for us, we are now a shambles with only Ron's ******** to keep us afloat. Please stop the dreamer posts as it is all in Ron's hands whether we sink or swim, bulldozers in June could be a good guide!
  11. southend4ever

    John Terry having fun in the Sun

    I ventured onto facebook last night to notice that on the Home page along with everyones updated status' was a picture of John Terry and a young lady who is a friend of a friend. Curiousity engaged me and I took a look at the photo and it was harmless. JT and the girl standing next to each...
  12. southend4ever

    John Terry having fun in the Sun.

    I ventured onto facebook last night to notice that on the Home page along with everyones updated status' was a picture of John Terry and a young lady who is a friend of a friend. Curiousity engaged me and I took a look at the photo and it was harmless. JT and the girl standing next to each...
  13. Rob Noxious

    Daydream Believer

    Hello, good people of ShrimperZone. Just had a bit of a thought while having a swim this morning, having contemplated the conclusion of the 'In A Broken Dream' pop novel that many of you contributed to in different ways. My thought was this... if you do any writing, then it's like a daydream...
  14. Lady Roo

    A Woman's Week At The Gym

    Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I...
  15. DoDTS

    Southend and we're proud of it!

    My god all this doom and gloom, on a miserable Sunday here's a little bit of light relief from eighty odd years ago. The English Channel had first been swum in 1875 and then again in 1911, but after that American women and European Bakers had repeated the feat. Lord George Riddell owner of...
  16. Vanessa Feltz - fail!

    shame she can swim... i suppose whales are good swimmers though http://www.heatworld.com/Article/7371/Vanessa+Feltz/Vanessa+Feltz!+Doing+Hole+In+The+Wall!+Brilliant!
  17. Ayrshire Blue

    Call of Duty World at War

    Coming out soon, who's getting it ? Online gameplay is supposed to be better than COD4 (If that is possible as I thought 4 was amazing) You can swim, drive and climb trees on the new one. Trailer
  18. Mercury Music Prize Shortlist

    Adele - '19' British Sea Power - 'Do You Like Rock Music?' Burial - 'Untrue' Elbow - 'The Seldom Seen Kid' Estelle - 'Shine' The Last Shadow Puppets - 'The Age Of The Understatement' Laura Marling - 'Alas I Cannot Swim' Neon Neon - 'Stainless Style' Portico Quartet - 'Knee-Deep In The North Sea'...
  19. Harold Bishop Killer

    Fancy a swim?

    If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one. It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water. Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool...
  20. TrueBlue

    Metal Monday Pt. 17

    Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...