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  1. How to get rid of a manager you didn't want in the first place.

    Levski Sofia hired Ivaylo Petev yesterday, but fans were unhappy after he admitted to being fan of their arch rivals, CSKA Sofia. They were so angry that during his 1st press conference, a few of them forced him to take off his training tops as he left the room topless. Today he quit...
  2. Blue_Wes

    Topless Teachers: Not at my school

    Reading this in the Standard this week. I guess that's what they pay all their tuition fees for, so they don't get fat ugly grammar school teachers teaching them. Being taught by her is almost worth 30k on it's own, nevermind getting an education...

  3. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
    • A Century United
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    • acted afterwards aunt boris certainty compared conversation diagnosed diet exactly faced fur galleries gene hadn jane lived mentally ops posted prepared qui sarah shire ski specialist stress support temporary topless winking
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. canada shrimper

    Totty Cup Final question

    A quick question. Could we have pictures of the finalists topless?? I am sure a lot of the lads and maybe even some of the girls appreciate the fine female figure.I totally understand it not be full nudity as the downstairs bits are not to be on general show,but a nice pair of boobies are always...
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Luiz Felipe Scolari

    Every managerial appointment at every football club in the world carries a certain amount of risk, but the decision to bring in Luiz Felipe Scolari as the new manager of Chelsea is like pouring petrol over a smouldering barbeque. On the face of it, it's a great way to get the fire burning again...
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News

    A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ancient ant automatically ban bbc brough chooses dru eating florida lesser liverpool parachute parliament requirement statute topless town tropical upside walls
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Last Saturday

    After the Millwall game i shot off for a weekend away and haven't had the oppurtunity to discuss something I saw at the game. It was a thing of beauty, yet brought me to disgust. No, not Willie Donachie.... Dagenham Kev, Topless. Yes. Topless. Moaning about Bradbury (Our top Goalscorer...
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    David Beckham's sister

    Goldenballs isn't happy about the slur in yesterday's copy of Bild about his family. The actual quote about his sister, Joanne, was "Look at her arms, look at her breasts, look at her bum, very British. She belongs on a beach in Majorca drinking Sangria out of buckets and you can...

  10. Those topless Charlotte Church photos...

    Whilst not agreeing with the invasion of her privacy - I feel it only fair to share this link to the topless Church photos...apparently they were stolen from her boyfriend's mobile phone...enjoy http://www.kippax.org.au/aboutus/20001110.htm
    • ph437
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    • boyfriend topless
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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