David Beckham's sister

[Interpol Shrimper]

Goldenballs isn't happy about the slur in yesterday's copy of Bild about his family. The actual quote about his sister, Joanne, was "Look at her arms, look at her breasts, look at her bum, very British. She belongs on a beach in Majorca drinking Sangria out of buckets and you can count on her to be the first one on the table topless."

A trifle harsh I feel, she's not THAT bad......anyway, you decide!!!

 

[blues_r_best]

I'd bang it

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ June 14 2006,11:45)]

"Look at her arms, look at her breasts, look at her bum, very British.  

As opposed to: "look at the boat, look at the hairy armpits, smell that breath, very German"

 

[The Fitter]

I'd bang it for precisely the reasons the Germans slagged her.

 

[* ORM *]

What exactly is wrong with hairy armpits in a woman ?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ June 14 2006,12:24)]What exactly is wrong with hairy armpits in a woman ?

And what's exactly right with them?
My mate used to insist his g/f's didn't shave their underarms & then persuade them to let him do something rather filthy to them (I'll let you use your imaginations). The sicko

 

[BoyWonder2]

She'd get it.

 

[hexagon_sun]

That's the only picture I've ever seen of her but she certainly looks classier than her brother.

 

[Guest]

I wouldnt, but then I am gay.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Southend-on-Sea @ June 14 2006,15:58)]I wouldnt, but then I am gay.

Thanks for those wonderfully chosen words of wisdom

 

[Guest]

No worries mate. I am available for parties to, if thats what your in to.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Southend-on-Sea @ June 14 2006,16:20)]No worries mate. I am available for parties to, if thats what your in to.

I don't think the chimps at London Zoo are allowed to do that anymore.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ June 14 2006,12:26)]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ June 14 2006,12:24)]What exactly is wrong with hairy armpits in a woman ?

And what's exactly right with them?
My mate used to insist his g/f's didn't shave their underarms & then persuade them to let him do something rather filthy to them (I'll let you use your imaginations).  The sicko  

You've got some right sick friends.....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ June 14 2006,16:23)]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ June 14 2006,12:26)]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ June 14 2006,12:24)]What exactly is wrong with hairy armpits in a woman ?

And what's exactly right with them?
My mate used to insist his g/f's didn't shave their underarms & then persuade them to let him do something rather filthy to them (I'll let you use your imaginations).  The sicko  

You've got some right sick friends.....  

Yeah I know.
You're one of the worst

 

[Perth Bambi]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 14 2006,11:53)]I'd bang it

I would also make sensuous love to her, alas I don't have quite the caveman ruggedness of Toddy.

 

[Ulysses]

I'd bang it for a while, get to know her and becks and then use jedi mind tricks on him to convince him to come to Southend for play.

 

[gazzacat42]

OK, for a bit of practice.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Against all my principles ("no Essex birds"), I clicked yes. Because I don't have standards.

 

[dave cusaks nose]

I have always fancied finguring her bum

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

It would be rude not to!