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SUFC_Al

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Found this on another forum and think it's pretty cool!

CLINT EASTWOOD:
When you rearrange the letters:
OLD WEST ACTION

SALMAN RUSHDIE:
When you rearrange the letters:
READ, SHUN ISLAM


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT!


THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
 
PRESBYTERIAN - Britney Spears

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY - I'm an evil Tory bigot

MANCHESTER UNITED - Ten ruined matches
 
Uxbridge Shrimper - Bed Prix Rim Gusher

Eerily accurate....
 
Darryl Flahavan - Randy Half Larva?

Simon Francis - Confirms a sin?

JCR - Recyclable Palm Jam?

Alan McCormack - Mr. Almanac ****?

Kevin Maher - Mink Heaver?
 
Southend United FC - "It Hunted Confused"

Perhaps explains our current shooting prowess (or lack of it - Maher and Macca excluded of course)!
 
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