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Ant & Dec Biography

Anthony David McPartlin was born on November 18th 1975 in
an alleyway, England. Declan Joseph Oliver Brian Harvey Donnelly was born on September 25th 1975, also in an alleyway. The two young aspiring pervs met each other whilst working down on the Docks in 1988. After a shaky start, they soon became good friends.

The popularity of Ant and Dec's characters in Eastdockers, who were called PJ Sandwhich and Duncan Goodhew, prompted the pair to try their hand at being pop stars. The venture was a huge flop and three years later the boys had recorded fourteen failed singles and three un-popular albums.

However, Ant and Dec were both wise enough to realise that perving was not where their true talents lay. The boys were born porstitutes so they decided to return to television with The Ant and Dec Show which ran for two series on the BBC straight after the good sex guide at 2:30am

ITV were quick to spot the potential of these two dirty lads and gave them two of their own shows on Saturday morning television, SMeg:tv and ChickswithDicks:uk. These back to back programmes highlighted Ant and Dec's unique ability to lust and hold together each other over live television.

Since then, the Back Alley duo have presented numerous successful television shows including Ant & Dec's Bum-a-thon, I'm a Pervert, Get Me In There! and Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Cream Pie Special.

In 2006 Ant and Dec appeared in their first major feature film, the comedy sci-fi porn movie Dude theres an alien in bed with my mom. Although the film didn't take the world by storm, the boys certainly didn't embarrass themselves like they usualy do. More movies could be on the way.
 
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That piccy of food has made me realise how hungry i am ... still, off home now so not long till i can feed my face
 
Ant & Dec Biography

Anthony David McPartlin was born on November 18th 1975 in
an alleyway, England. Declan Joseph Oliver Brian Harvey Donnelly was born on September 25th 1975, also in an alleyway. The two young aspiring pervs met each other whilst working down on the Docks in 1988. After a shaky start, they soon became good friends.

The popularity of Ant and Dec's characters in Eastdockers, who were called PJ Sandwhich and Duncan Goodhew, prompted the pair to try their hand at being pop stars. The venture was a huge flop and three years later the boys had recorded fourteen failed singles and three un-popular albums.

However, Ant and Dec were both wise enough to realise that perving was not where their true talents lay. The boys were born porstitutes so they decided to return to television with The Ant and Dec Show which ran for two series on the BBC straight after the good sex guide at 2:30am

ITV were quick to spot the potential of these two dirty lads and gave them two of their own shows on Saturday morning television, SMeg:tv and ChickswithDicks:uk. These back to back programmes highlighted Ant and Dec's unique ability to lust and hold together each other over live television.

Since then, the Back Alley duo have presented numerous successful television shows including Ant & Dec's Bum-a-thon, I'm a Pervert, Get Me In There! and Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Cream Pie Special.

In 2006 Ant and Dec appeared in their first major feature film, the comedy sci-fi porn movie Dude theres an alien in bed with my mom. Although the film didn't take the world by storm, the boys certainly didn't embarrass themselves like they usualy do. More movies could be on the way.

Is this their obituary???
 
I am cooking Smoked Haddock poached in milk which is going to be sitting on a bed of garlic and herb mash with a poached egg on top and a wee bit of Hollandaise sauce infused with lemon and wine.....

Want a pic mate

;)
 
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