Get yourself a little rickety cart Dave (I'm sure a homeless person will sell you theirs) and you could become a char lady.
Back in the days when I was HKB rather than YB, we had a tea lady in the office who'd ensure that there was a tea/coffee/water waiting for you when you got in in the morning and from then until about 6pm we had a constant supply of tea, coffee or water. You even got biscuits at around 11 and 3.
Mind you, it was mainly to keep you at your desk so they could work you harder.
Back in the days when I was HKB rather than YB, we had a tea lady in the office who'd ensure that there was a tea/coffee/water waiting for you when you got in in the morning and from then until about 6pm we had a constant supply of tea, coffee or water. You even got biscuits at around 11 and 3.
Mind you, it was mainly to keep you at your desk so they could work you harder.