Att - Singers

[DTS]

Lets keep the songs fairly simple tonight hey lads.

At Luton the "Blue Army" chant was fantastic and allowed everyone to get behind the blues.

Some of the "On the first day of Christmas" stuff that sections were trying to get going were never going to work as they are too long and complicated.

Let get behind the Blues - I think Spurs will be there for the taking.

DtS

 

[fredheim_holm]

We're the Southend at Park Lane maybe a couple of renditions of that too.

But lots of BLUE ARMY! on the cards please, can't wait!

 

[N'Zamba Legend]

How about these little nuggets:

You can stick yer Chas n Dave up yer arse...

Chas n Dave w&nk, w&nk, w&nk

Although I'm actually a big fan of Gertcha, Wallop etc. I will do anything to wind up the opposition fans. These ditties will hit them where it hurts.

 

[Pubey]

bbc sport has got a roundup of the best chants this year

here

love that "put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city!" one

 

[mattytheshrimper]

i am well up for a twenty minute chant again of blue army!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

do you think we will be able to stand up tonight? doubt it!

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (jontosh2001 @ Dec. 20 2006,14:20)]bbc sport has got a roundup of the best chants this year

here

love that "put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city!" one

The Dirk Kuyt one aside, that is a ****-poor list if that is the best British football can muster.

RIP terrace wit.

 

[Tilly N Brush]

lets go f***in mental is a classic and of cors we have got to wind up the spurs fans AKA yids there is only 1 team i dislike more and thats Col******r:)

 

[Fred]

How about this wind up, (to rymthmic clapping)

'Glory Glory Freddy Eastwood'
'Glory Glory Freddy Eastwood'
'Glory Glory Freddy Eastwood'
And the Blues go marching on on on.

 

[Slipperduke]

I'm not saying a f%cking word tonight, I'm in with the spurs fans.

I hate spurs fans.

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Dec. 20 2006,15:56)]I hate spurs fans.

A common theme amongst all decent true football fans. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that's one of football's eternal questions; "Why does everybody hate Spurs and their neanderthal fans?"

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2006,16:28)]TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

Old school!

I was trying to convince a nouveaux Chelsea fan that they used to do that and he wasn't having any of it!

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

I wouldn't describe Spurs fans as neanderthal. i'd describe Wet Sham fans as neanderthal. Spurs fans are just whiney. They are a bunch of failed gloryhunters, who like to think that their club's lack of success immunises them against accusations of gloryhunting. No, you tried to gloryhunt but failed, that's no better. Spurs and Liverpool fans (with help from Mellor) between them managed to ruin the once proud fans' institution that was 6-0-6.

 

[steveo1]

Quote[/b] ]I will do anything to wind up the opposition fans. These ditties will hit them where it hurts.

Try: 3-0 to the Arsenal,3-0 to the Arsenal etc etc

that should do it

 

[Hotman]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2006,16:28)]TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

gas a jew jew jew stick him in the oven gas mark three

 

[col u]

From CUFC.Com messageboard


(To Verdi - La Donna e Mobile)


All bling and Burberry,
high teenage pregnancy,
no father on the scene,
they're out robbing cash machines!

Shoplifting player wives,
ASBO's the norm lives,
caravans on council land,
boyfriends are on remand!

 

[col u]

Quote[/b] (carl1981 @ Dec. 20 2006,19:14)]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2006,16:28)]TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

gas a jew jew jew stick him in the oven gas mark three

It was

Stab a Jew Jew Jew stick him in the oven gas mark three
Stab a Jew Jew Jew Stick a knife in his belly

Sic

Copyright Chelsea early 1980's

Were the middle were the middle were the middle of the shed

Used to go to Chelsea home & away when Col U played on a friday (which was most weeks)

Middle of Shed, then the benchs, then Gate 13 then banned

 

[Hotman]

Quote[/b] (col u @ Dec. 20 2006,19:24)]

Quote[/b] (carl1981 @ Dec. 20 2006,19:14)]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2006,16:28)]TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

gas a jew jew jew stick him in the oven gas mark three

It was

Stab a Jew Jew Jew stick him in the oven gas mark three
Stab a Jew Jew Jew Stick a knife in his belly

Sic

Copyright Chelsea early 1980's

Were the middle were the middle were the middle of the shed

Used to go to Chelsea home & away when Col U played on a friday (which was most weeks)

Middle of Shed, then the benchs, then Gate 13 then banned

mine was courtesy of arsenal, along with other dittys such as spurs are on their way to auschwitz...

 

[southendstrett]

Quote[/b] (carl1981 @ Dec. 20 2006,19:38)]

Quote[/b] (col u @ Dec. 20 2006,19:24)]

Quote[/b] (carl1981 @ Dec. 20 2006,19:14)]

Quote[/b] (Sao Paulo Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2006,16:28)]TTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........

gas a jew jew jew stick him in the oven gas mark three

It was

Stab a Jew Jew Jew stick him in the oven gas mark three
Stab a Jew Jew Jew Stick a knife in his belly

Sic

Copyright Chelsea early 1980's

Were the middle were the middle were the middle of the shed

Used to go to Chelsea home & away when Col U played on a friday (which was most weeks)

Middle of Shed, then the benchs, then Gate 13 then banned

mine was courtesy of arsenal, along with other dittys such as spurs are on their way to auschwitz...

Sorry, but I just think you p%&cks are f%cking sick.

What a great idea, let's bring back the monkey chant while we're at it as well.

Glad to say the majority of Shrimpers find this stuff tasteless.