Fat Bastid
Coach
Getting away from the Beckham jokes so let's have your poorest jokes. Me first!
My mate said to me "I have just been chatting up a Cheetah!"
So I said to him" Well, you must be trying to pull a fast one!"
I said to my Gym instructor " Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He replied "How flexible are you?"
So I replied "I can't make Tuesdays"
I have taken up this really great new hobby.
I get great enjoyment trying to pack myself into a very small suitcase.
I can hardly contain myself!
Get the drift?
My mate said to me "I have just been chatting up a Cheetah!"
So I said to him" Well, you must be trying to pull a fast one!"
I said to my Gym instructor " Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He replied "How flexible are you?"
So I replied "I can't make Tuesdays"
I have taken up this really great new hobby.
I get great enjoyment trying to pack myself into a very small suitcase.
I can hardly contain myself!
Get the drift?