shrimper loz
First XI
Now there's a question you don't get too often... A woman is at home
when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'.
She slams the door in disgust..
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I
am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to
hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to
answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with
it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
question.
Do you have a vagina'....... 'Yes' she says......
The man replies 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave
my wife's alone and start using yours'?
when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'.
She slams the door in disgust..
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I
am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to
hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to
answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with
it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
question.
Do you have a vagina'....... 'Yes' she says......
The man replies 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave
my wife's alone and start using yours'?
