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Celebrities you would **** but no one else would

ian_the_girth

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For over 10 years i have been telling my mates how much i would love to **** Sonia (Natalie Cassidy, Eastenders), and Sue Barker (BBC Sport). Is it just me?

Natalie has that look about thats shes dirtier than a dogs bum :winking: . Although i wouldnt take her out to dinner as she can probably eat alot (£££'s).

Sue Barker i liken to those 70's porno stars (weve all seen), and she would probably take it in centre court too! Looking good for her age to be fair.

Which two celebs would you like to ruin that no one else would, and why?!
 
Julie Andrews, in both Mary Poppins & the sound of music...WHY..because in sound of music, i would make her YODEL.,if i took her "up the mountain" ..and mary.popp...i would make sure dick van dyke ,found out or watched!!! he would be gutted..let him then talk "cockney"..our Julie is the best...60s,happy days
 
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Stop being shy the rest of you. Must be another one here who would ruin Natalie Cassidy or Sue Barker?!
Who is your two celebrity ****s that no one else would?!
 
Not so much now but I used to think about opening dawn French up like a can of beans.
 
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