canveyshrimper
R.I.P
A woman goes to her local tattoo artist to have two tattoss done. One on her right thigh showing Santa Claus and bearing the legend Merry Christmas. And one on the left thigh showing a bottle of champagne and reading Happy New Year.
On leaving the tattooist asked why she had had two such unusual tatts done, to which she replied "It should stop my husband complaining that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas & the New Year."
On leaving the tattooist asked why she had had two such unusual tatts done, to which she replied "It should stop my husband complaining that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas & the New Year."
