Col Ewe fan found out at last

[MK Shrimper]

Safe for work, but a bit uuuuuurrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh.... :puke

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357

 

[chapperzUK]

My sister (who is doing a Vet course at Uni) has seen lambs that are born inside-out!

She also told me ways to kill a horse. By shacking its belly, it can die.

 

[MK Shrimper]

She also told me ways to kill a horse. By shacking its belly, it can die.

Yeah, has your sister got the idea that vets are supposed to mend horses not go around "shacking" them to death.

 

[chapperzUK]

Yeah, has your sister got the idea that vets are supposed to mend horses not go around "shacking" them to death.

It is part of helping them. They find out how the problem occurs and then use that to find the solution. Also, if a Bull tries to have sex with a cow and he puts it in the ear, it drops off. Horses can not vomit either, their stomach just blows up. Anyway good night and don't have nightmares ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

It is part of helping them. They find out how the problem occurs and then use that to find the solution. Also, if a Bull tries to have sex with a cow and he puts it in the ear, it drops off. Horses can not vomit either, their stomach just blows up. Anyway good night and don't have nightmares ;)

Aren't animals lovely....

 

[chapperzUK]

Aren't animals lovely....

Yes they are. :)

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

The penis or the ear?

 

[chapperzUK]

The penis or the ear?

The penis.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Well, bloody hell, have birthed enough lambs and been present at countless others and never seen anything like that.

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

The penis.

That's a real shame. It would have intriguing to see a pic of the bull's face when, midway through giving the cow an aural he's suddenly faced with an appendage wrapped around his appendage. I must stress, though, it's only the bull's face I'd want to see. Having dated a Scots woman two whole times my days of extreme voyeurism are long since gone.

 

[chapperzUK]

That's a real shame. It would have intriguing to see a pic of the bull's face when, midway through giving the cow an aural he's suddenly faced with an appendage wrapped around his appendage. I must stress, though, it's only the bull's face I'd want to see. Having dated a Scots woman two whole times my days of extreme voyeurism are long since gone.

You want to see a Bull's sex face? :puke

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

I've seen a Scots woman's sex face so believe me anything else will be mild compared to that.

 

[J]

Well, bloody hell, have birthed enough lambs and been present at countless others and never seen anything like that.

Well done love, you've done it all haven't you.. you're my ****ing hero-

Anyway - more importantly, sure the most humourous line of the article.. is :

"The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him."

Fantastic..... that tickled me - i can picture these skinny, big toothed Zimbabweans, on what used to be a White man's farm, not sure what to make of said creature... when it suddenly clicks *Must Kill White man's mutation..*

Blinding.

 

[J]

I've seen a Scots woman's sex face so believe me anything else will be mild compared to that.

Me too, the main thing i was worried was the noises.. i haven't heard "Flower of Scotland" like i heard it then... heck, i thought i was ****ing some bag, not some bagpipes...

 

[OldBlueLady]

Well done love, you've done it all haven't you.. you're my ****ing hero-

No J, I am just a simple, ordinary person, with simple, ordinary ideals. So, I've had my arm up a sheep's arse to help it birth its lambs, that is just cos I actually would have loved that lifestyle. Far, far easier than the humdrum of what we have down here.

Have seen/helped with over a thousand lamb births, bottle fed over a hundred, I love it, can't help it, simple pleasures. And as I said, never have I seen anything like that, and I've seen some pretty grotesque stuff.

 

[Firestorm]

The cater Musuem in Billericay used to have a stuffed Two headed lamb

 

[Pubey]

Well, bloody hell, have birthed enough lambs and been present at countless others and never seen anything like that.

I thought you were a teaching assistant? If so then you're doing it wrong!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

No J, I am just a simple, ordinary person, with simple, ordinary ideals. So, I've had my arm up a sheep's arse to help it birth its lambs, that is just cos I actually would have loved that lifestyle. Far, far easier than the humdrum of what we have down here.

Have seen/helped with over a thousand lamb births, bottle fed over a hundred, I love it, can't help it, simple pleasures. And as I said, never have I seen anything like that, and I've seen some pretty grotesque stuff.

I am intrigued that a Sheep gives birth out of it's arse?

 

[jassyfa1]

I am intrigued that a Sheep gives birth out of it's arse?

Thats why she is a teaching assistant and not a midwife

 

[cockles is back]

brilliant let her carry in