Dont Lie to Mum

[steveo]

Peter invited his mother for dinner.

During the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how
lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the
eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose
she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT
HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.


LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU
'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN
HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F***** G FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

 

[MK Shrimper]

Very good. Heard that before but Joanne was replaced with a gentleman!

 

[Pubey]

lol that cracked me up!

 

[Phippsy]

Thats quality really made me laugh.

 

[fredheim_holm]

Haha, very good.

 

[Basildon Blue]

haha, good one. :D

 

[Lester Bangs]

I really like that :clap:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

The moral of that story is surely don't ask Mum round to dinner in the first place.