Usual_Suspect
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After no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see a Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Chang: ‘Rake off all ror crose, gret down on floor and craw reery reery fas to odderside of room’.
So she does……
Chang: ‘ok craw reery reery fas bac’
As she is doing so, Chang stands there shaking his head.
Chang: ‘problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachery disease I ever c, dat why u get no date’.
Woman: ‘God what’s Ed Zachery disease?’
Chang: ‘it’s when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse’!
Chang: ‘Rake off all ror crose, gret down on floor and craw reery reery fas to odderside of room’.
So she does……
Chang: ‘ok craw reery reery fas bac’
As she is doing so, Chang stands there shaking his head.
Chang: ‘problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachery disease I ever c, dat why u get no date’.
Woman: ‘God what’s Ed Zachery disease?’
Chang: ‘it’s when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse’!
