Duncan Bannatyne's latest investment?

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/aug/02/dragons-den-blackmail-threats-twitter

 

[Pubey]

The mash
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...e-reggae%11reggae-arm%11breaker-201108034149/

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

The mash
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...e-reggae%11reggae-arm%11breaker-201108034149/

Did you think that was funny? I usually like the Mash, but that piece did nothing for me. Thought it was tired, predictable and cliched, possibly even a touch racist (ooh Jamacian, he'll be a gangster then) - essentially the type of thing crying out to be parodied by someone like the Daily Mash.

 

[Pubey]

Small speakers in the chair play UB40 songs so the victims can imagine they are having their arms broken as the sun sets on a palm-fringed Caribbean beach.

"Mr Bannatyne is very enthusiastic about the franchising opportunities, but does want me to fit it with bigger hammers and a power saw."

Bannatyne, who has been watching The Long Good Friday over and over again for the last 24 hours, said: "The only good grass is the grass that works for me.

"Razors - cut 'im."

Got a few LOLZ from me:smile: