El Hombre Che!

[rabbloke]

I had a dream that it was 0-0 at Swansea on friday night coming with only a few moments remaining of time added on in the second half. Eastwood beat the off-side trap and sprinted forward with only the keeper to beat. The Swans custodian raced out of his area to confront him. One on one. Floodlights blazing down, the crowd silent, open mouthed as Eastwood chipped the ball toward goal. It must be in! It eluded the keepers desperate attempt to get a hand on it, sailed over his head and agonisingly hit the crossbar, rebounded back into play and bounced of Che's backside as he had turned, mistakenly, to congratulate Eastwood. The deft, delicate touch of his buttocks sent the ball bobbling over the line. GOAL! VICTORY! VIVA EL HOMBRE CHE!
I have not mentioned to the Mrs that I was dreaming of Che and his backside. Is this an omen?. Will CHE score?

 

[rabbloke]

PS. Does Che normally score with his bottom, nudge nudge, or is this libel?

 

[Leeboy]

it's closed, that's what it is.