Right, who's got a copy of that press conference?
(Admittedly I want it more for entertainment than due diligence purposes)
Apparently this is the full transcript
Michael Jolley’s secretly-recorded outburst at BBC Radio Humberside journalists has had everyone talking – below is a full transcript from the former Grimsby Town boss’ furious tirade.
The exchange took place in the press room at Blundell Park after the Mariners had lost 4-0 to Leyton Orient.
It happened before the actual press conference - but was recorded, club directors were made aware, and it set about series of events that led to Jolley and Grimsby Town parting company on mutual terms last Friday.
Here for the first time is the Jolley rant in full:
“David Burns, Matt Dean, Gwilym (Lloyd) – you haven’t the fxxxing balls to ask a straight question.
“You’re a fxxxing disgrace as a collective. Outrageous. The fxxxing negativity around this football club. It’s a fxxxing disgrace. An absolute disgrace.”
Matt Dean: “Why are you raising this now?”
Michael Jolley: “I have been waiting for an opportune moment when I’ve had you in the room.
“You lot are a fxxxing disgrace. You’re antagonistic, confrontational – fxxxing Jeremy Paxman. You fxxxing are an absolute fxxxing disgrace of a journalist.
“Do your fxxxing research. Fxxxing ask a straight question…you try your best? You are antagonistic, fxxxing patronising, arrogant you are a fxxxing disgrace of a journalist.
“The fxxxing radio station gives us no fxxxing positive coverage whatsoever.
“Fxxxing you and fxxxing Gwilym criticising playing man-for-man at Chelsea.
“I go on the fxxxing Monday night show with Rob (Statton) because he is a fxxxing professional journalist and a fxxxing straight shooter and you don’t fxxxing ask me a question. And then I go off you say ‘yeah it was the wrong decision to play man for man’ – fxxxing ask me then.
“Ask the fxxxing manager. You’ve got no boxxxcks. You’ve got no fxxxing boxxxcks.
“You’re snide, behind people’s fxxxing backs. Every fxxxing manager of this football club has had a problem with you. Every manager. Has had a fxxxing problem. Every single manager has had a problem with you.
“I’ve fxxxing spoke to them all. Trust me. About you. As an individual.
“And fxxxing Burns is an absolute fxxxing disgrace as well. A fxxxing disgrace.
“Ask me some fxxxing decent questions. Your fxxxing confrontational. Jeremy fxxxing Paxman.
“I’ve said to you, ask me any question you want. You’re fxxxing **** at it, you should do your fxxxing research.
“You put a negative spin on everything. You’ve never ever given us any fxxxing credit.
“How did Chesterfield get on today? How did Barnet get on today? That’s who we could be competing with. You could be going to fxxxing Braintree. And fxxxing Borehamwood, you people. Have you fxxxing spoken about that?”
After a short, partially-audible exchange with John Tondeur, Jolley continues: “Have you seen our fxxxing budget. Have you seen our budget. Do you know where we fxxxing should be? Do you know where we fxxxing should be?
“Have you said that on the radio? Or have you just said ‘you’re not doing very well’. All the fxxxing negative things you ask all the time. Your style is so antagonistic.
“Come on Matt. You know yourself, you try to catch people out. You might get a bit more respect if you tried to build a relationship. Rob’s coverage is reasonable and balanced. Your coverage isn’t balanced.
“You must be fxxxing buzzing – ‘4-0 Grimsby lose at home, fxxxing brilliant, this is exactly what we fxxxing want’. You must be fxxxing delighted. It’s actually fxxxing true.”
Lol, does it show passion, was he ticked after losing 4-0, but in my mind he probably just said what a lot of managers want to say to certain reporters.I’m a bit disappointed that he only used one word worthy of redaction, despite many opportunities in his statement. He’ll need a greater vocabulary to be successful as a manager!
Totally agree. It may be a bit unprofessional, but there's a strong element of truth. As @Spaceman Spiff says though... his limited use of expletive is somewhat disappointing and points towards a lack of creativity I hope doesn't translate to his managerial skills.Lol, does it show passion, was he ticked after losing 4-0, but in my mind he probably just said what a lot of managers want to say to certain reporters.
Apparently this is the full transcript
Michael Jolley’s secretly-recorded outburst at BBC Radio Humberside journalists has had everyone talking – below is a full transcript from the former Grimsby Town boss’ furious tirade.
The exchange took place in the press room at Blundell Park after the Mariners had lost 4-0 to Leyton Orient.
It happened before the actual press conference - but was recorded, club directors were made aware, and it set about series of events that led to Jolley and Grimsby Town parting company on mutual terms last Friday.
Here for the first time is the Jolley rant in full:
“David Burns, Matt Dean, Gwilym (Lloyd) – you haven’t the fxxxing balls to ask a straight question.
“You’re a fxxxing disgrace as a collective. Outrageous. The fxxxing negativity around this football club. It’s a fxxxing disgrace. An absolute disgrace.”
Matt Dean: “Why are you raising this now?”
Michael Jolley: “I have been waiting for an opportune moment when I’ve had you in the room.
“You lot are a fxxxing disgrace. You’re antagonistic, confrontational – fxxxing Jeremy Paxman. You fxxxing are an absolute fxxxing disgrace of a journalist.
“Do your fxxxing research. Fxxxing ask a straight question…you try your best? You are antagonistic, fxxxing patronising, arrogant you are a fxxxing disgrace of a journalist.
“The fxxxing radio station gives us no fxxxing positive coverage whatsoever.
“Fxxxing you and fxxxing Gwilym criticising playing man-for-man at Chelsea.
“I go on the fxxxing Monday night show with Rob (Statton) because he is a fxxxing professional journalist and a fxxxing straight shooter and you don’t fxxxing ask me a question. And then I go off you say ‘yeah it was the wrong decision to play man for man’ – fxxxing ask me then.
“Ask the fxxxing manager. You’ve got no boxxxcks. You’ve got no fxxxing boxxxcks.
“You’re snide, behind people’s fxxxing backs. Every fxxxing manager of this football club has had a problem with you. Every manager. Has had a fxxxing problem. Every single manager has had a problem with you.
“I’ve fxxxing spoke to them all. Trust me. About you. As an individual.
“And fxxxing Burns is an absolute fxxxing disgrace as well. A fxxxing disgrace.
“Ask me some fxxxing decent questions. Your fxxxing confrontational. Jeremy fxxxing Paxman.
“I’ve said to you, ask me any question you want. You’re fxxxing **** at it, you should do your fxxxing research.
“You put a negative spin on everything. You’ve never ever given us any fxxxing credit.
“How did Chesterfield get on today? How did Barnet get on today? That’s who we could be competing with. You could be going to fxxxing Braintree. And fxxxing Borehamwood, you people. Have you fxxxing spoken about that?”
After a short, partially-audible exchange with John Tondeur, Jolley continues: “Have you seen our fxxxing budget. Have you seen our budget. Do you know where we fxxxing should be? Do you know where we fxxxing should be?
“Have you said that on the radio? Or have you just said ‘you’re not doing very well’. All the fxxxing negative things you ask all the time. Your style is so antagonistic.
“Come on Matt. You know yourself, you try to catch people out. You might get a bit more respect if you tried to build a relationship. Rob’s coverage is reasonable and balanced. Your coverage isn’t balanced.
“You must be fxxxing buzzing – ‘4-0 Grimsby lose at home, fxxxing brilliant, this is exactly what we fxxxing want’. You must be fxxxing delighted. It’s actually fxxxing true.”
I imagine after the way the Daily Mail reported his appointment at Grimsby he hardly likes Journalists at the best of times!I don’t see why he should have got sacked for showing a bit of passion and calling out journalists. They obviously took a disliking to him and he called them out. I’d rather have that then the soppy bollocks crap that came out of Campbell’s mouth. Didn’t even get his own teams name correct!
Then a simple PM asking me to edit the post instead of second guessing and then going on to post what you think I was getting at.
I’m a bit disappointed that he only used one word worthy of redaction, despite many opportunities in his statement.
I’m a bit disappointed that he only used one word worthy of redaction, despite many opportunities in his statement. He’ll need a greater vocabulary to be successful as a manager!
Yes, we are most used to 'rub of the green' and 'pulling trees up in training' and other stuff along those lines.
He'd have more choice on the players he signed with Southend too, it's quite difficult for Grimsby to attract players due to it's location along with the rundown nature of the town itself
Been to Southend recently........?
No but I drove through Grimsby to get to Argos earlier the only shops not boarded up were either Vape shops or a knocking shop, even the boozehounds have deserted the place