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Leeboy

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Stevie wonder is touring one year, doing live gigs every night. On his
last
night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to the
stage.. After a few toons a Japanese man stands up in the crowd and
screams at the top of his voice "DO A JAZZ CHORD"

So stevie being the hero that he is plays an A on his piano, followed by a
10 minute inprovised jazz solo, the crowd goes barmy, but the same
Japanese
man stands up and shouts again "NO....DO A JAZZ CHORD" so stevie plays a B
minor, followed by another 10 minute riff.

"A FACKIN JAZZ CHORD" screams the Japanese man again.

"look man" says an irritated stevie wonder as the crowd goes into silence
"your gonna have to gimme a clue here, cos I don't know what your on about
man"

So the Japanese man stands up, and at the top of his voice sings.........













"A JAZZ CHORD, TOO SAY..... I LAV YOOOOOU"
 
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