Friday Joke

southend4ever · Dec 11, 2009

A bloke sees an advert in a pet shop, 'talking centipede', £5000. He buys it and takes it home in a small box. After about 30 minutes he opens the box and says "would you like to go for a pint?". The centipede doesn't answer. Raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply. Getting angry,think he has been had, he shout the question loudly. At which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says "I heard you the 1st ****ing time, I'm putting my ****ing shoes on."

MK Shrimper · Dec 11, 2009

Whey hay! Older than Cricko himself :D

Cricko · Dec 11, 2009

MK Shrimper said:
Whey hay! Older than Cricko himself :D

Yeah ..the last time I heard that I fell off my Dinosaur....:finger:

southend4ever · Dec 11, 2009

The old ones never get boring though. How much is a pet dinosaur, Cricko hahaha!!

chapperzUK · Dec 11, 2009

Nice joke. Time to ruin the thread ......

Centipedes do not have 100 legs and don't have an even number of legs either ..... :)

davewebbsbrain · Dec 11, 2009

chapperzUK said:
Nice joke. Time to ruin the thread ......

Centipedes do not have 100 legs and don't have an even number of legs either ..... :)

They must have an even number of legs? Do they have one left leg more than right legs then?

chapperzUK · Dec 11, 2009

davewebbsbrain said:
They must have an even number of legs? Do they have one left leg more than right legs then?

Apparently. Some people did some research and they found that they usually have between 97-103 legs.

RobM · Dec 11, 2009

"Apparently. Some people did some research and they found that they usually have between 97-103 legs. "

I have never known people with more than two legs. Anyway, they must walk round in circles then. The only other animal I know with an odd number of legs is the last race-horse I put a bet on. I should have guessed really, he was called 'Tripod'.