sufc_stu
Coach
The Joys of Flying
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his
seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
plane.
He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo! She took
the
seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are
the
most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is
most
likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are
the
best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are
the
Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said.
"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his
seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
plane.
He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo! She took
the
seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are
the
most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is
most
likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men
are
the
best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are
the
Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said.
"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."