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Question Funniest place you've ever woken up?

On top of an Ants nest in a field between Rettendon and Rayleigh circa 1996.
 
I would say Victoria Station in London, but I couldn't fall asleep. Me and a few mates went to a beach party in Brighton. We got so wasted that the person that had offered us a bed for the night refused. We therefore took the last train back to London expecting to get a tube to Fenchurch street and then home. We were so ****ed we didn't realise that the tube wouldn't be running when we reached Victoria so we had to spend the night there. I don't think I actually fell asleep because there were so many homeless people around I and my friends didn't feel safe enough, but if we did then that was the funniest place for me.

(We kept getting hassled by some homeless guy who stunk to high heaven and made no sense when he spoke. After about half an hour we realised he wanted the rest of our Vodka. Once we gave it to him he left us alone!)
 
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