Health and safety gone made

[Firestorm]

Is the cry we are often hearing these days.

Could this be one of the reasons why ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7474468.stm

What next, beware of the cows signs on a Farm ?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Is the cry we are often hearing these days.

Could this be one of the reasons why ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7474468.stm

What next, beware of the cows signs on a Farm ?

What utter bullocks.

 

[MK Shrimper]

When cows attack, coming soon to a Channel 5 television near you soon :D

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Silly cow, you thought she would have realised living in the countryside!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Silly cow, you thought she would have realised living in the countryside!

Pull the udder one, now you're just milking it!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Pull the udder one, now you're just milking it!

Nothing gets pasteurised.........

 

[Jam_Man]

In KFC this week noticed they cant warm baby bottles due to Health and Safety reasons.

Thank god they dont have to work with anything hot like ovens or fryers then.

 

[Firestorm]

In KFC this week noticed they cant warm baby bottles due to Health and Safety reasons.

Thank god they dont have to work with anything hot like ovens or fryers then.

not quite, that will be so that mothers can't sue KFC if they heat it to the wrong temperature and baby gets scalded, protecting the company (well reducing its insurance premium) not its staff.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Jammy and Firestorm haven't VEALised that this thread MOOved into PUN FACTOR 12!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Jammy and Firestorm haven't VEALised that this thread MOOved into PUN FACTOR 12!

It's heifer that or it's completely :offtopic:

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Jammy and Firestorm haven't VEALised that this thread MOOved into PUN FACTOR 12!

I doubt it'll be long beefore they realise their misteak...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Jammy and Firestorm haven't VEALised that this thread MOOved into PUN FACTOR 12!

I know, also think the typo in the thread title can't go unpunned.
If it's H&S gone made, surely that should read Heath & Safety gone (Milk) Maid? ? ?

 

[Firestorm]

I can't change it now, well theres no use crying over spilt milk

 

[Jam_Man]

not quite, that will be so that mothers can't sue KFC if they heat it to the wrong temperature and baby gets scalded, protecting the company (well reducing its insurance premium) not its staff.

Cant believe hoof sided with them!

 

[loz]

Surely she can't sue- Acts of God aren't covered, and this was a definite case of bovine intervention....

 

[OldBlueLady]

Silly bint, what did she expect walking through a field of cows with calves, with a Jack Russell which was probably off the lead? A pat on the back?

 

[Firestorm]

Silly bint, what did she expect A pat on the back?

She probably got one of them, and on the face, arm etc

 

[OldBlueLady]

She probably got one of them, and on the face, arm etc

Exactly! ;)

 

[Moridin]

It's the bit about her leaving the public footpath that amused me. Do something you shoudn't, get hurt and sue for it. Makes me loose my well known faith in humanity!

After a busy morning out visiting tenants with high rent arrears, I wonder what happened to people taking responsibility for their own actions......

:soapbox:

 

[OldBlueLady]

It's the bit about her leaving the public footpath that amused me. Do something you shoudn't, get hurt and sue for it. Makes me loose my well known faith in humanity!

After a busy morning out visiting tenants with high rent arrears, I wonder what happened to people taking responsibility for their own actions......

:soapbox:

Ah, but that's the whole issue with the nanny state though isn't it? You get punished for taking responsibility for your own these days, while the guilty get rewarded - that's a whole other argument for another day!