I've brought my good lady to a lovely cottage in the Peak District for the weekend with a view to do some walking and relaxing after a stressful couple of weeks. What she doesn't know is that I plan to leave her with our two dogs at about 1pm tomorrow and drive the 20 miles to Chesterfield. She's not going to be happy and I suspect that it might cause some 'tension'! Any advice how I can get out of jail with this one (ps. she hates football and the fact that most weekends are "ruined" by Southend United)?