How British are you?

[Tangled up in Blue]

Try this quiz and find out.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/quiz/2014/jun/10/how-british-are-you-values-quiz-michael-gove


Apparently (and rather to my suprise) "Excellent. Thanks to your comprehensive obliviousness and disregard for others, you’re very British."

 

[Blueronron]

You’re so British it hurts. There’s no easy way to say this: Michael Gove would be proud of you

What a stupid quiz, you would think this would have been in The Sun or Star pages

 

[RHB]

Same result as Tangled up in Blue, that's scary. Really surprised the Grauniad ran this survey.

 

[ozzie]

very,..i live in germany!!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

very,..i live in germany!!!!

We all have our cross to bear sunshine. :winking:

 

[OldBlueLady]

You’re so British it hurts. There’s no easy way to say this: Michael Gove would be proud of you.

Hmmm...I'm not sure I want to be impressing Michael Gove!

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I used my IT skills to hack the quiz so that the result is always 'Michael Gove is a **** no matter what nationality you are'.
Cant say fairer than that.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Apparently I am not British enough and have to brush up on my surliness etc !!!!!!!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Your results

You’re almost too British and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Stopped doing it after 3 questions, completely irrelevant and pointless. I know how British I am and that's good enough for me. Seeing as this rubbish is in The Guardian, about as anti British as a newspaper can be, its a total waste of time anyway.

 

[dingleydangley]

Stopped doing it after 3 questions, completely irrelevant and pointless. I know how British I am and that's good enough for me. Seeing as this rubbish is in The Guardian, about as anti British as a newspaper can be, its a total waste of time anyway.

Out of interest, which paper would be British enough to attempt a survey like this?

 

[callan]

Out of interest, which paper would be British enough to attempt a survey like this?

I would like to see the Fenland Citizen newspaper give this a crack, or the Wisbech Standard.

 

[dingleydangley]

I would like to see the Fenland Citizen newspaper give this a crack, or the Wisbech Standard.

They were the two that I ruled out, actually. I suspect that the Fenlanders (if that's what they call themselves) would consider eyebrows on the cheeks to be essential for all little Englanders, along with inter-family marriage. All about opinions, though. Viz may be a safer bet.