How Crooked are ya

[The Artful Shrimper]

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Jeez I got 111 years in nick and £7000 fine if i'd been done for all the misdemenours

...I never realised it was illegal for an under 10 year old to see a naked shop dummy

 

[maldonblue]

26.5 years in prison and a potential fine of 2k.

And the worst bit.....possibility of the death penalty!!!

 

[Pubey]

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[DTS]

35 years in jail and fines totalling £7000 - Not bad....

 

[Uncle Leo]

12.5 years, £2k fine and a death penalty possibility

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Years in prison: 23
Potential fine: £5000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Blimey!

 

[Bluesmanager]

Years in Prison - 5

Fines - £0

No threat of Death Penalty.

Phew.

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

 

[Slipperduke]

60.5 years in prison!!!

Christ on a bike. I'm just thankful that it's still legal to shoot Scotsmen with a bow and arrow, otherwise that stag night in Edinburgh would have got me in serious trouble

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

19.5 years

fine of £2000

 

[Bluesmanager]

That'd make you pushing 90-odd by the time you got out, right? Well, The Farm should be finished by then if it's any consolation

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Nov. 23 2006,12:16)]60.5 years in prison!!!

Christ on a bike. I'm just thankful that it's still legal to shoot Scotsmen with a bow and arrow, otherwise that stag night in Edinburgh would have got me in serious trouble

Thats only in York though, so you basically wounded some random Scotsman, meh.

Alexis

 

[southend4ever]

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

[Leeboy]

Years in prison: 33

Potential fine: £7000

no death penalty

 

[BoyWonder2]

Years in prision = 12.5
Potential Fine = £7000

 

[shrimperman]

26.5 and £7000 fine. Coud be worse

 

[Smiffy]

52 years and 9.5k

Ooohhhh, I'm bad!.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

why am I so high then? are you all goodies?
bit of shoplifting and breaking into schools, a few fisticuffs?

these days they send you to Disneyland and white water rafting for the midemenours I got up to !!

Todays generation~ hoodies ? Bah. poofs the lot of 'em.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Smiffy @ Nov. 23 2006,13:46)]52 years and 9.5k

Ooohhhh, I'm bad!.

Thank god for that....

.... somone to play scrabble with on D wing for the next 50 years

 

[scrounger]

Years in prison = 98
Fine = £9500