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How do you celebrate goals on I follow?

wiggy

Darryl's Love Child
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Just sit there as still as possible in case it upsets the Ifollow picture that has taken 20 minutes to access 😤
 

in the know

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I go out on my balcony and fire my AK47 indiscriminately into the air. Fortunately the neighbours are very understanding when your 92nd in the league.
Have you got the contract to sort those green parrot things out that are flying everywhere at the moment? An AK47 sounds perfect
 

rigsby

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Have you got the contract to sort those green parrot things out that are flying everywhere at the moment? An AK47 sounds perfect

I have not seen any Green parrots.....Not since I stopped going to raves.

Besides a shot gun would be the weapon of choice but also hung my guns up many years ago. You would only get one shot with an AK as they have no accuaracey on auto.....But great for celebrations :Winking:
 

in the know

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I have not seen any Green parrots.....Not since I stopped going to raves.

Besides a shot gun would be the weapon of choice but also hung my guns up many years ago. You would only get one shot with an AK as they have no accuaracey on auto.....But great for celebrations :Winking:
Hahahaha no raves needed here. Everyday a 'squadron' or 'gaggle' (or whatever they are,) of green colour parrot things fly over really fast. Ive read they have massively increased in numbers in in the south of UK and a cull is planned as they threaten other birds!
Youd have a field day in my back garden. It backs onto non league footy pitches - never know you might see Ranger rock up while the AK is to hand lol!!
To be fair, Ive gone off thread here a bit!! Sorry all
 

South Bank Hank

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When Southend score these days, I’m mildly ****ed off. Invariably because I’ve forgotten to kill the alerts on my phone and I see the score flash up on the screen 30 seconds or so ahead of the actual goal. Totally kills the moment, and yet I still for some reason don’t kill the alerts.

When we’re winning (as we do sometimes these days), I still hear the next alert and sit there hoping that it’s for another goal for us. Or a substitution. Or a booking. Or full time. Just not a damn equaliser or penalty to the other team.

Obviously, this was a thousand times worse earlier this season as the alerts were either braces or thirds and fourths for the opposition, or one of ours getting sent off or something.

Maybe I’ll kill the alerts!
 

rigsby

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When Southend score these days, I’m mildly ****ed off. Invariably because I’ve forgotten to kill the alerts on my phone and I see the score flash up on the screen 30 seconds or so ahead of the actual goal. Totally kills the moment, and yet I still for some reason don’t kill the alerts.

When we’re winning (as we do sometimes these days), I still hear the next alert and sit there hoping that it’s for another goal for us. Or a substitution. Or a booking. Or full time. Just not a damn equaliser or penalty to the other team.

Obviously, this was a thousand times worse earlier this season as the alerts were either braces or thirds and fourths for the opposition, or one of ours getting sent off or something.

Maybe I’ll kill the alerts!

You could do the parrots at the same time and the zone will be a happier place.
 
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