I Despise Essex FM...

[EastStandBlue]

How often do they want to lead Sports fans on?

Was announced as a news Flashline that "Southend United have just signed a French Superstar"... Dubious as it sounds, desperate for a new signing i pay attention to 15 minutes of mind-numbingly irritating adverts only for it to be:

Southend United are looking to sign a new defender and forward to bolster there attack in the January Transfer window...

 

[CSWICKFORDSHRIMPER]

It least they remembered us !!!

they usually dont mention local football clubs ...

One Team In Essex

SOUTHEND UNITED FC

 

[Smiffy]

Where the hell did they get the french superstar bit from?

They are f%&king useless, they really are.

 

[EastStandBlue]

I Have absolutely no idea where the french bit came from... Just an obvious, cheap ploy to get listeners...

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Henry is on his way!

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Jan. 06 2006,14:12)]Henry is on his way!

Beat me to it !

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Jan. 06 2006,14:12)]Henry is on his way!

What Ronnie's coming back?

 

[Smiffy]

Maybe its Sada N'Diaye or Roger N'Zamba coming back to finish their prolific Southend careers?!!...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 06 2006,14:19)]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Jan. 06 2006,14:12)]Henry is on his way!

What Ronnie's coming back?

No, Henry Blofeld is to join us as match-day commentator...

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 06 2006,14:21)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 06 2006,14:19)]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Jan. 06 2006,14:12)]Henry is on his way!

What Ronnie's coming back?

No, Henry Blofeld is to join us as match-day commentator...

My dear old thing - feckk orf?

 

[Leeboy]

Ginola's gonna do a shampoo advert on the pitch

 

[blues_r_best]

We've signed Phillipe Mexes?

 

[Shrimpbizkit]

Franck Leboeuf at the back with Barrett, would look like a Right Said Fred tribute band.

 

[Song of the South Upper]

Right Said Frank? Mind your car stereos...

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Deeply Dippy.........

 

[fbm]

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We really have signed a French superstar and someone from the club heard the headline, rang Essex FM and said "Scriv hasn't got the gurning mugshot yet and we promised our SMS subscribers they'd be the first to know so you can't break that news yet!"  

So Essex FM pulled it and replaced it with the "Southend are looking to bring in..." etc. etc.

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Essex FM cocked up.  And it frankly wouldn't be the first time.

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[FLAVIA]

Talking of matchday commentators, what happened to the bimbo who was supposed to be doing it from Swansea game (I think) onwards?
Brian Wheeler does his best but seems as if he would rather not be doing it.

 

[sealion]

Essex FM is pure cack. Best music mix-ha ha. And as for its sports coverage, worse than useless.The Southend area deserves its own radio station.

 

[Mr Plow]

Not sure what you heard but I heard &quot;Manchester United have signed a French superstar&quot;.

Man Utd set to sign Evra

 

[Jai]

Quote[/b] (Mr Plow @ Jan. 06 2006,16:26)]Not sure what you heard but I heard &quot;Manchester United have signed a French superstar&quot;.

Man Utd set to sign Evra

Very Essex-related.