I know this is in very poor taste

[EastStandBlue]

Muhammed Ali... Really do think hes on his last legs.

 

[scrounger]

Statski is surely getting on a bit...

I also think Dot Cotton is due to pop her clogs soon.

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Jan. 03 2007,13:52)]Jamie Oliver

Oh please God, let it be true. Asphyxiated through being unable to remove his head from his rectum.

 

[smith southend shrimper]

Maradonna.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Funnily enough I pondered this the other day while trying to get the dog to drop a dead pigeon it was proudly parading through the woods in attempt to impress other dogs. I'll go for:

Muhammed Ali - the outpouring of eulogies and grief will transcend even Diana.
Geri Halliwell - I can hope right?
The Pope - It takes all that time for one Pope to die, then you get two going together.
George Bush - Assassinated by bored housewife with a conscience.
Victoria Beckham - Drowns in own ego
Russell Brand - Asphixiated by own rectal passage in vein attempt to remove head from inside anus.

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 03 2007,16:41)]Russell Brand - Asphixiated by own rectal passage in vein attempt to remove head from inside anus.

Strangely dying in a similar fashion to Jamie Oliver in my earlier post. So, maybe they can die asphyxiated in each others rectums (or is it recti?).

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 03 2007,16:47)]rectums (or is it recti?).

Rectums.  It's an English word in an English context, therefore the English plural applies.

If one was using the word in Latin as part of a medical discussion, the plural would be recta.  All Latin nouns ending -um have a plural ending -a.

Other regular Latin endings:

Sing. Pl.

-us -i (alumnus, alumni)
-a -ae (cathedra, cathedram)

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 03 2007,16:51)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 03 2007,16:47)]rectums (or is it recti?).

Rectums.  It's an English word in an English context, therefore the English plural applies.

If one was using the word in Latin as part of a medical discussion, the plural would be recta.  All nouns ending -um have a plural ending -a.

Thank you, your holiness!

 

[McNasty]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 03 2007,16:51)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 03 2007,16:47)]rectums (or is it recti?).

Rectums.  It's an English word in an English context, therefore the English plural applies.

I am truly worried about MtS.

He is an expert on Rectums and uses the phrase "Up the Gary".

Concerned of Leigh on Sea.

 

[Ulysses]

The Queen

 

[Gremlin]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ Jan. 03 2007,11:25)]Terry Wogan no chance

What, absolutely none?

I'll plump (geddit?) for Bernard Manning, Robbie Williams and Murray Walker

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ken Russell, live on BB in the arms of Cleo Rocos. What a way to go

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (Ulysses @ Jan. 03 2007,19:52)]The Queen

How many days off we will get for that? Official week of mourning plus the funeral I reckon.....and being a republican I'll be able to enjoy it whilst all the royalists are moping around wearing black armbands!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Jan. 04 2007,06:35)]

Quote[/b] (Ulysses @ Jan. 03 2007,19:52)]The Queen

How many days off we will get for that? Official week of mourning plus the funeral I reckon.....and being a republican I'll be able to enjoy it whilst all the royalists are moping around wearing black armbands!

I think Phil the Greek might be a good shout.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ Jan. 04 2007,06:35)]

Quote[/b] (Ulysses @ Jan. 03 2007,19:52)]The Queen

How many days off we will get for that? Official week of mourning plus the funeral I reckon.....and being a republican I'll be able to enjoy it whilst all the royalists are moping around wearing black armbands!

Imagine if she was driving a minibus on the way to a family seal clubbing/whaling/grouse shooting holiday when she closed her account.

We would all get at least a week off.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Jan. 03 2007,16:47)]

Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 03 2007,16:41)]Russell Brand - Asphixiated by own rectal passage in vein attempt to remove head from inside anus.

Strangely dying in a similar fashion to Jamie Oliver in my earlier post. So, maybe they can die asphyxiated in each others rectums (or is it recti?).

Great minds old son.  

Thought of another one....Geoff Boycott.

Like his style but he's not been well for a while. Heard him this morning saying that he planned to "hang my MBE round the cats neck" on the basis that if the jokers masquerading as the England cricket team all got one for winning one series a couple of years back it was now meaningless.

 

[Kris]

I reckon the curse of the Countdown host will strike again, meaning bye bye to Des O'Connor. My other two choices are Shane MacGowan and Margaret Thatcher.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

This is a shocking thread

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Jan. 03 2007,11:28)]Think we're due for a huge celeb to cork it unexpectedly this year. One along the lines of Michael Hutchence, so here's hoping it's W*nker Williams........

because steve irwin wasnt enough?!?!?!

 

[Ricky Otto's Dreads]

George Bush Snr
Mr T
Mr Motivator
George Foreman
Hulk Hogan