If every job paid an equal salary what would you be....

[Vange Shrimper]

What was wrong with mine :sad:

Wasn't racy/raunchy enough, Girthy....

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

I hard toyed with the idea of getting a job at a Burger restaurant.When no one was looking I would make an epic Burger and do a runner with it.

 

[sufc_tom]

a big time gambler, with other peoples money:smile:

Banker then?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Home Secretary. It's obviously what the country needs, a woman who will always put "home" first!!!:winking:

 

[jamesmut2000]

Home Secretary. It's obviously what the country needs, a woman who will always put "home" first!!!:winking:

'shudders'!!!!!!!!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Flower salesman. Outside all day, wear what you like to work, drinking gallons of tea and wearing fingerless gloves in the winter. Lots of opportunity to call people 'darling' or 'mate'.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Home Secretary. It's obviously what the country needs, a woman who will always put "home" first!!!:winking:

I can't be the only one to find your sexism abhorrent.

Why does a secretary need to be female?

 

[Funky Kong]

A pub landlord

 

[Funky Kong]

OR a coaching job in sport.

 

[Reg Martin]

OR a coaching job in sport.

Tilly? Is that you? Bit too soon I think

 

[bucket&spade.f.c]

i have smiffys job sit at home on twitter and SZ and organise blue voice partys all day.

Does he????

Id do what I do now as I have great pleasure in ruining peoples lifes!!

 

[Funky Kong]

Does he????

Id do what I do now as I have great pleasure in ruining peoples lifes!!

Are you a bailiff?

or, are you Ron Martin? :finger:

 

[bucket&spade.f.c]

Are you a bailiff?

or, are you Ron Martin? :finger:

Used to be, I am just a plain old debt collector now

 

[Funky Kong]

Used to be, I am just a plain old debt collector now

I enjoy kicking **** out of people. Perhaps we could go into business...

do you do away games?

 

[The General]

I think I would be a postie. Quite fancy the exercise each day, seems like a fairly laid back job, bit of banter with the customers, potential for a bit of nookie on route with a few bored Milfs and finished by about
2pm.....Perfect.

Alot has changed in 7 years and it looks like by April 2012 the whole SS area wont be starting till 8am as the inward operation is moving to Chelmsford and thus mail wont get down to Southend/individual offices till later! Not good news and this job will soon be a 9-5 job IMO!

 

[londonblue]

I'd either be a freelance pilot flying business jets or an air traffic controller.

 

[united we stand]

serious answer

war historian - something I have always wanted to do

or somehting were youa ctually 'make a difference' to either someones life or something you care about. If it is short hours as well that would be a bonus !

 

[pickledseal]

A part time teacher who has someone paid to do my admin and marking.

 

[Tinks]

I would love to be the British Consular for the Caribbean islands - bliss - also it would save me a hell of a lot of money on air tickets

 

[Vange Shrimper]

A travel writer/photographer. I love travelling and seeing new places, so this would then give me an excuse to get out there.