EastStandBlue
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Following on from the news that he "won't be risked" for the two warm-up games this weekend, as well as the fact I didn't see him from February onwards, I've come to the conclusion that James Walker has in fact died and Southend are playing their part in probably the greatest cover-up ever.
My theory? Either Walker slipped and fell down the stairs at Boots & Laces, impaling himself on one of Barney's crutches, or Macca lashed a ball at goal in an exercise, which volleyed 4 yards wide, through the glass windows and straight at Walker's head, taking it clean off.
RIP Jimmy. You will be missed.
My theory? Either Walker slipped and fell down the stairs at Boots & Laces, impaling himself on one of Barney's crutches, or Macca lashed a ball at goal in an exercise, which volleyed 4 yards wide, through the glass windows and straight at Walker's head, taking it clean off.
RIP Jimmy. You will be missed.