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Question Is there going to be an end of season bash after Cheltenham ??

I won't be there because... (choose one)

a. I'm busy.
b. None of your business.
c. I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this, when i could have cracked out 4and a half J Arthur's in that time, so i'm not going in protest until I get those 5 minutes back.
d. Because I went to grammar school. Therefore, I'm not arrogant, I'm just genuinely better than you, and wouldn't want to be seen with you.
e. Because I'm ginger.
f. All of the above.
g. What was I thinking?

I vote g. !!
 
I won't be there because... (choose one)

a. I'm busy.
b. None of your business.
c. I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this, when i could have cracked out 4and a half J Arthur's in that time, so i'm not going in protest until I get those 5 minutes back.
d. Because I went to grammar school. Therefore, I'm not arrogant, I'm just genuinely better than you, and wouldn't want to be seen with you.
e. Because I'm ginger.
f. All of the above.
g. What was I thinking?

Definately option g

**Smashes fists on table**
 
I won't be there because... (choose one)

a. I'm busy.
b. None of your business.
c. I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this, when i could have cracked out 4and a half J Arthur's in that time, so i'm not going in protest until I get those 5 minutes back.
d. Because I went to grammar school. Therefore, I'm not arrogant, I'm just genuinely better than you, and wouldn't want to be seen with you.
e. Because I'm ginger.
f. All of the above.
g. What was I thinking?

I agree with c. ! Partly!
 
I vote secret option h) I'd be embarrassed by the quality of MK's dancing ;)

Firstly, secret option h was not meant to be published on here, hence the reason I sent it in a top secret facebook message that I'm going to mention on here, even though it doesnt even exist, and secondly, I'm a funking legendary dancer. So good infact, I was offered the job as Michael Jackson's choreographer but turned it down because when he rang, he caued me to miss five minutes of the Jeremy Kyle show, and that was just bad drills. x
 
Firstly, secret option h was not meant to be published on here, hence the reason I sent it in a top secret facebook message that I'm going to mention on here, even though it doesnt even exist, and secondly, I'm a funking legendary dancer. So good infact, I was offered the job as Michael Jackson's choreographer but turned it down because when he rang, he caued me to miss five minutes of the Jeremy Kyle show, and that was just bad drills. x

Dammit, when will I LEARN! :nope:
 
Where can I get a king prawn kit kat - it sounds immense.

I will be at the Spread! Am sure Miss Westy will be too. Looking forward to a good drink up! Smiffy shall I bring the perfume?!

Hmmm, I'll pass on the fragrances this year.

Although, I would be up for doing any alcohol shot that comes my way...
 
Firstly, secret option h was not meant to be published on here, hence the reason I sent it in a top secret facebook message that I'm going to mention on here, even though it doesnt even exist, and secondly, I'm a funking legendary dancer. So good infact, I was offered the job as Michael Jackson's choreographer but turned it down because when he rang, he caued me to miss five minutes of the Jeremy Kyle show, and that was just bad drills. x

You are an idiot. Can't believe I have to share a room with you.
 

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