Is this acceptable club behaviour? Didn't think so...

[EastStandBlue]

With our exams and assignments over, me, my housemates and a select few other lads decided a proper session was in order... So we hopped on the train over to Brighton to escape Eastbourne.

Top night all round, Beers over the football and on to a few bars whilst ITV made a hash of it before heading to Oceana for a spot of clubbing. Few more drinks and by 2ish we're all pretty hammered on the dancefloor.

Anyway, I was dancing with an averagely pretty petite blonde whilst one of my mates was with one of hers. All of a sudden she turns round, starts to kiss me.... And then RIPS MY DAMN SHIRT OPEN, taking all the f*cking buttons off in the process.

Completely dumbstruck by this, All I could do is look at her in bewilderment and utter "What the f*ck was all that about". She replies with "Just had the urge to" and goes to kiss me again. Not having any of that, I walked off and over to the lads not on the dancefloor sitting down. This story caused much amusement and banter.

She eventually came over with a drink and apologised, but I still can't get over the incident with just one question to be answered... Who the f*ck drinks San Miguel these days and why have you bought me this?

 

[Pubey]

With our exams and assignments over, me, my housemates and a select few other lads decided a proper session was in order... So we hopped on the train over to Brighton to escape Eastbourne.

Top night all round, Beers over the football and on to a few bars whilst ITV made a hash of it before heading to Oceana for a spot of clubbing. Few more drinks and by 2ish we're all pretty hammered on the dancefloor.

Anyway, I was dancing with an averagely pretty petite blonde whilst one of my mates was with one of hers. All of a sudden she turns round, starts to kiss me.... And then RIPS MY DAMN SHIRT OPEN, taking all the f*cking buttons off in the process.

Completely dumbstruck by this, All I could do is look at her in bewilderment and utter "What the f*ck was all that about". She replies with "Just had the urge to" and goes to kiss me again. Not having any of that, I walked off and over to the lads not on the dancefloor sitting down. This story caused much amusement and banter.

She eventually came over with a drink and apologised, but I still can't get over the incident with just one question to be answered... Who the f*ck drinks San Miguel these days and why have you bought me this?

you should have returned the favour... only polite!

 

[EastStandBlue]

you should have returned the favour... only polite!

I wouldn't buy anyone San Miguel. I'm not that mean.

 

[Pubey]

I wouldn't buy anyone San Miguel. I'm not that mean.

I don't mind San Miguel (Seniorita-beater), however it is pretty lethal after 5 or 6, cheap in wetherspoons at the moment.

I meant return the shirt-ripping favour! Back in the day I probably would have tried to play the upside-down piano, and just say "I got the urge to"

 

[EastStandBlue]

I don't mind San Miguel (Seniorita-beater), however it is pretty lethal after 5 or 6, cheap in wetherspoons at the moment.

I meant return the shirt-ripping favour! Back in the day I probably would have tried to play the upside-down piano, and just say "I got the urge to"

I did end up taking her shirt off, but that's another story.

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

I'm struggling to see the problem here.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm struggling to see the problem here.

It's not a problem, it's a boast.

 

[EastStandBlue]

I'm struggling to see the problem here.

I lost a very nice, if I do say so myself, bit of clobber to a woman with unpredictable urges.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

I lost a very nice, if I do say so myself, bit of clobber to a woman with unpredictable urges.

Did you do her up the wrong 'un and say "sorry, i just had the urge to" ??

 

[shrimptank]

Did you do her up the wrong 'un and say "sorry, i just had the urge to" ??

Unlike you to be so forthright Pie! Though there's nothing wrong with being wrong of course :)

 

[M@CC@ 16]

lol, in oceana southampton last night my mate got chucked out cause a guy pulled his trousers down

 

[Che's Left Foot]

With our exams and assignments over, me, my housemates and a select few other lads decided a proper session was in order... So we hopped on the train over to Brighton to escape Eastbourne.

Top night all round, Beers over the football and on to a few bars whilst ITV made a hash of it before heading to Oceana for a spot of clubbing. Few more drinks and by 2ish we're all pretty hammered on the dancefloor.

Anyway, I was dancing with an averagely pretty petite blonde whilst one of my mates was with one of hers. All of a sudden she turns round, starts to kiss me.... And then RIPS MY DAMN SHIRT OPEN, taking all the f*cking buttons off in the process.

Completely dumbstruck by this, All I could do is look at her in bewilderment and utter "What the f*ck was all that about". She replies with "Just had the urge to" and goes to kiss me again. Not having any of that, I walked off and over to the lads not on the dancefloor sitting down. This story caused much amusement and banter.

She eventually came over with a drink and apologised, but I still can't get over the incident with just one question to be answered... Who the f*ck drinks San Miguel these days and why have you bought me this?

Sounds about typical for Brighton Oceana :D

 

[Hotman]

SURPRIsed it wasnt a bloke in brighton