Job for a day

[Mad Cyril]

Can anyone think of a normal job they wouldn't mind doing for one day only?

It has just ocurred to me that I would quite like to work as a Canary Wharf security guard for a day.

They get to drive about in gas powered golf buggies and cruise around in boats looking for bombs.

It looks more like an adventure holiday than a job.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Chopping down trees with chainsaws looks fun....dangling about in harnesses..... (insert joke here).

 

[DTS]

I have always fancied a day as a postie.

I reckon it would be a peice of ****. Get up early walk around putting the wrong letters in post boxes for a laugh and then home by 3pm so I can moan about my lack of money for my hard days work.

I would also like to spend a day as a Vice Policeman sampling some of the UK finest porn and getting paid for it. I may also be open to bribes from vice girls if Mrs DtS ever does me in.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Chopping down trees with chainsaws looks fun....dangling about in harnesses..... (insert joke here).

I always wanted to be a lumberjack.....




cue Glasgow.:p

 

[MK Shrimper]

brides from vice girls

You know, you DON'T HAVE to marry them..... That's not part of the deal is it?

 

[Bielzibubz]

Chippie on a big building site. For some wierd reason I've always wanted to go mad with a gas powered nail gun :confused:

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

I once worked with a guy who's previous job was to periodically apply ice cubes to the nipples of the models on Sunday Sport photo shoots. That seemed like a job that would be a pleasing distraction until novelty and tedium meet each other going in opposite directions...

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

I may also be open to brides from vice girls if Mrs DtS ever does me in.

You know, you DON'T HAVE to marry them..... That's not part of the deal is it?

Sounds like a Freudian slip if ever I heard one...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Photographer, not a Beverley Goodway Page3 style snapper but a serious photo-journalist!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I may also be open to brides from vice girls if Mrs DtS ever does me in.

You know, you DON'T HAVE to marry them..... That's not part of the deal is it?

Sounds like a Freudian slip if ever I heard one...

DtS, you're not moving to Ipswich are you? :p

 

[DTS]

Needless to say i meant bribes.....Altough Brides might not be a bad idea if they were fit and didnt have the clap.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I always wanted to be a lumberjack.....




cue Glasgow.:p

I don't know what you mean, although you've now got me singing a certain tune, H :p

 

[Firestorm]

I have always wanted to be a Pathologist.
A Motorcycle Paramedic seems another cracking job , although having done the first responders bit a couple of years ago I don't know if I could cope with the stress of being someones possible last hope for life...

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

The STIGG from Top Gear.

 

[Cricko]

Kylie Minogues Vibrator please...!!!!!:)

 

[J]

Kylie Minogues Vibrator please...!!!!!:)

More like Kylie's Hairdresser..

Easiest Job ever!!!

 

[osymandus]

Chopping down trees with chainsaws looks fun....dangling about in harnesses..... (insert joke here).

Done that (well not in a harness sadly ) Yes it is fun (picks up axe ha ha !!!) Id do that again i think

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Kylie Minogues Vibrator please...!!!!!:)

You had better hope she doesnt prefer the butt plug then!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I'd like to be a pilot for a day - I'm thinking "utterly butterly" style stunt pilot in a Sopwith Camel, here...

:D

 

[J]

I'd like to be a pilot for a day - I'm thinking "utterly butterly" style stunt pilot in a Sopwith Camel, here...

:D

I'm not sure whether to correct you or not, about it not being a sopwith camel..