Tampa Blue
Director⭐
A Southend fan and a Colchester fan get into a caraccident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) aretotally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawlout of their cars, the Colchester fan says, "So you're a Southend fan,that's interesting. I'm a Colchester fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. Theretotally wrecked, but fortunately we're unhurt. This must be a sign from Godthat we should meet and be friends putting our differences behind us."The Southendfan replied," I agree with you completely, this must indeed be a sign fromGod!" The Southend fan continued, "And look at this - here's anothermiracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn'tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our goodfortune."Then he hands the bottle to the Colchester fan. The Colchesterfan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from thebottle, then hands it back to the Southend fan. The Southend fan takes thebottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Colchesterfan. The Colchester fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Southendfan grins and then replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...
