Breaking News Lambert Gets Norwich Job

[McNasty]

I hope Tilly is looking at other defenders to replace Heath and White, as it seems it was Lambert who did not want them and a new man will probably take them back at the end of the month's loan and start everyone with a clean sheet.

 

[Napster]

Speculated is Big Ron for the Scummers job

 

[The General]

How amusing. The Jonnie Jackson transfer makes a little more sense now!

 

[palexander]

Speculated is Big Ron for the Scummers job

Would love to see ole lasagna fingers get that job!!!

 

[Crawliano]

Please, please, please tell me that Bryan Gunn is the compensation to Colchester.

 

[united we stand]

Here's a likely candidate.

I wish I had taken a gulp of coffee reading theis thread--A mouth full of coffee just went over my desk and keyboard!

 

[Strykr]

I wish I had taken a gulp of coffee reading theis thread--A mouth full of coffee just went over my desk and keyboard!

agreed am getting strange looks from colleagues after lauging out loud in a silent environment :)

lets hope norwich appoint alan little, i hear alvin martins free!

 

[Suffolk Blue]

agreed am getting strange looks from colleagues after lauging out loud in a silent environment :)

lets hope norwich appoint alan little, i hear alvin martins free!

I'm sure they could agree compensation with this guy's current club :)

Go on, you know it makes sense!

 

[Andy_S]

They're about to lose their captain, Dean Hammond to Southampton as well...........

 

[Smiffy]

This is great. Fingers crossed all the decent ones that are left, also go through the exit door.

All we need now is Cowling to follow, then we can really **** ourselves laughing.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I've been over critical of the Scottish media in the past, but Real Radio are now my favourites sports news providers for this little gem I heard on the 1pm bulletin: -

And finally, ex Celtic legend Paul Lambert is back in football after taking the vacant managers job at Norwich City.

Ha, Col Ewe's reputation in football obviously is getting well-known...ONE TEAM IN ESSEX!!!

 

[overseas shrimper]

Maybe not. If he can get a team like Col U to beat Norwich 7-1 at Carrow Road he must be doing something right.

If he can get a team like Col Ewe to beat a team like Norwich 7-1 away, imagine what he could do with a team like Norwich against a team like Col Ewe away.

Erm! :unsure:

 

[ibwiajwa]

If the sheep doesn't get the Col Ewe job give it to this dead ringer for Lambert.

 

[Shrimper]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha. Colchester with either fail dramatically now or do brilliantly with a new manager. Went on their fans board to be greeted by this; Due to unprecedented traffic levels, the board is temporarily disabled, please check back later.. I didn't know Sheep could use the internet.

 

[Gremlin]

I've been over critical of the Scottish media in the past, but Real Radio are now my favourites sports news providers for this little gem I heard on the 1pm bulletin: -



Ha, Col Ewe's reputation in football obviously is getting well-known...ONE TEAM IN ESSEX!!!

Good find Glasgow, I like that!

I wonder whether the good people of Shrimperzone should be preparing a CV ready to apply for the vacant position. I reckon the prospect of a foreign manager will get heads turning in the north of the county so I'll get the ball rolling with a few basics for the top of the CV and if anyone wants to add some further details we could arrive at a document fit for fat-boy Cowling's desk.

CV

NAME: JUAN TIMINESSIX
DATE OF BIRTH: 27/8/1955 (look it up folks!)
LANGUAGES: SPANISH, ENGLISH, YOKEL

 

[Sean 2]

I forecast this the other day and it's why i had the signature done with the help of Ayreshire:whistling:

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[mattytheshrimper]

read in the sun today that norwich were likely to appoint mark robbins today! maybe lambert wasn't first choice?

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

That's the Sun though. They said last night they were talking to their number 1 choice so it must have been him.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

That's the Sun though. They said last night they were talking to their number 1 choice so it must have been him.

maybe, or maybe their number target turned them down. who knows. whats happened it is very ironic that the man who's taken gunns job is the bloke who put a massive dent into norwich by beating them 7-1. just funny imo.

 

[DTS]

Ha ha ha - Poor old Col U !!!