Last chance to smoke

[callan]

Im writing this with tears in my eyes, my good buddy Snakehips and lunch time drinking partner has just reminded me that today is our last cance to smoke and drink beer at the same time over a work pint.
Its the end of an era Gentleman.

 

[Ricey]

WOOO! At Last!

I quit smoking 10 months ago and evertime I go in the pub with a beer I always crave a fag now I won't!

 

[steveo]

yep its crap and will make a big difference to pubs ans clubs.
I was reading some governemtn thing they sent through top work the other day and they wil apparently be setting up a "shop a smoker" hotline in case some sad ******* see's someone smoking in the wrong place.
Sad old state this country has reached.

 

[GrimmRobes]

I was just thinking how strange it's going to be at the World Darts Championships next year - it's the only place where it feels right that everyone is smoking. Apart from that, good riddance - hope all you smokers have a nice warm coat :)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

yep its crap and will make a big difference to pubs ans clubs.
I was reading some governemtn thing they sent through top work the other day and they wil apparently be setting up a "shop a smoker" hotline in case some sad ******* see's someone smoking in the wrong place.
Sad old state this country has reached.

Too right... Why should I have to breath in someones lethal smoke in an area where I should be safe...Grass on the lot of em I say:D

 

[Cricko2]

Too right...Grass on the lot of em I say:D

Isn't that a different kind of ciggy?

 

[callan]

Too right... Why should I have to breath in someones lethal smoke in an area where I should be safe...Grass on the lot of em I say:D

Quite correct, also if anyone is caught breathing the smoke from my cigarette
I shall be looking for a contribution towards my smoking costs

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quite correct, also if anyone is caught breathing the smoke from my cigarette
I shall be looking for a contribution towards my smoking costs

:hilarious: :hilarious: Great response, although I am a reformed smoker, I am very uncomfortable about this "shop a smoker" mandate.

 

[londonblue]

Quite correct, also if anyone is caught breathing the smoke from my cigarette
I shall be looking for a contribution towards my smoking costs

And i'll be asking you for a contribution towards my health bills. I may even take you to court for attempted murder!

 

[callan]

And i'll be asking you for a contribution towards my health bills. I may even take you to court for attempted murder!

Lets not make it attempted!

 

[Cricko2]

And i'll be asking you for a contribution towards my health bills. I may even take you to court for attempted murder!

Would you employ a Silk (cut) for this forth coming trial

 

[Mad Cyril]

WOOO! At Last!

I quit smoking 10 months ago and evertime I go in the pub with a beer I always crave a fag now I won't!

Spare a thought for those of us who have battled the demons of peanut, pork scratching and scampi fry addiction.

For us the nightmare continues and I am taking it one day at a time.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Would you employ a Silk (cut) for this forth coming trial

Probably, but from that well known legal firm of Benson & Hedges of No 6 Piccadilly.

 

[Ricey]

It is unbareable especially when your mates smoke, your sitting there and their chuffing on a benny silver and your having to stuff your face with peanuts to stop from having one.

I have not smoked for 10 months now, the main reason I quit was the ban and my health too. I went Cold Turkey its the easiest way YOU DON'T NEED IT!

 

[londonblue]

And i'll be asking you for a contribution towards my health bills. I may even take you to court for attempted murder!

Lets not make it attempted!

Indeed, it should be for murder. After all, you are fully aware that you're killing other people!

:guns:

 

[canveyshrimper]

Indeed, it should be for murder. After all, you are fully aware that you're killing other people!

:guns:

Only if he hits me with a pack of Bensons wrapped round a brick.

 

[callan]

Indeed, it should be for murder. After all, you are fully aware that you're killing other people!

:guns:

I always thought with the Tax I paid on me fags that I was assisting the NHS, still I bow to your superior Judgement in this matter.
So now im looking forward to a tax rebate in addition to your contribution towards my smoking costs.

 

[pickledseal]

Smoking makes you look cool though :( ;)

 

[canveyshrimper]

Smoking makes you look cool though :( ;)

Not when you set fire to yourself it doesn't.

 

[pickledseal]

Not when you set fire to yourself it doesn't.

Very true. But up until that point.....