Lembit Opik? HOW DOES HE DO IT?

[MK Shrimper]

From weather totty Sian Lloyd to cheeky totty Gabriella, how does this specky Liberal twunt manage to pull such stunners?

Katie Green, 21, an Underwear Model.

Is this proof once and for all that there is no God?

 

[Napster]

Well, for a start, he's very charismatic. He's also very clever.

 

[Sussex Shrimper]

Rumour has it that he is a tripod. I know this not from personal experience, I hasten to add.

 

[Van Whale]

Jesus Christ. That has really sucked the jam out of my doughnut - I agree that this is definite proof that God does not exist.

 

[please delete my account]

I expect he promises these bints some kind of celebrity/ media exposure and as has previously been mentioned, must be hung like a shire horse.

He probably gets a ****load of freebies, maybe dildos and anal beads or something.

Hope this helps

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

From weather totty Sian Lloyd to cheeky totty Gabriella, how does this specky Liberal twunt manage to pull such stunners?

Katie Green, 21, an Underwear Model.

Is this proof once and for all that there is no God?

You shared your secret with him then??

;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

You shared your secret with him then??

;)

Well Mrs MK is a babe and I am an ugly big nose, so you may have something there....

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Well Mrs MK is a babe and I am an ugly big nose, so you may have something there....

I was referring to the very delectable Mrs MK......as for you being a munter, maybe that is a thread of its own mate!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I was referring to the very delectable Mrs MK......as you bring a munter, maybe that is a thread of its own mate!!

Pot kettle black shorty :p Both need to thank seredipity eh!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

The Grauniad was, yesterday, suggesting it was a bit of a publicity stunt. Good on both of them for exploiting it if so.

They make a pretty unlikely couple, don't they?

I've met him a few times, bearing in mind a good mate from school is, like him, a Welsh Lib-Dem MP. He's one of those blokes who I suspect has never struggled to pull - although it's the age gap here, more than anything, that suggests this one may be a bit improbable.

You wouldn't say no, though, would you?!

Matt

 

[Firestorm]

The

You wouldn't say no, though, would you?!

Matt

But She would, so in my case its a rhetorical question

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Pot kettle black shorty :p Both need to thank seredipity eh!

Charisma and looks in my case mate!!!

 

[Cricko]

I wonder if she would of looked so attractive to him before she had the Boob job.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Thing is people are forgetting you very often get unattractive men hooking up with birds of a 7/10 or above ratings. One of my major bugbears, I think it was an old Rob Newman (or David Baddiel) routine where in a cinema queue he felt he should go down the line and reallocate couples so their looks etc were of an equal par.

MK & AS - don't do yourselves down boys, you're definitely the same division as your other halves (OK they might be Arsenal & Liverpool to your Hull & Stoke but you're in the nevertheless ;))

 

[MK Shrimper]

Thing is people are forgetting you very often get unattractive men hooking up with birds of a 7/10 or above ratings. One of my major bugbears, I think it was an old Rob Newman (or David Baddiel) routine where in a cinema queue he felt he should go down the line and reallocate couples so their looks etc were of an equal par.

MK & AS - don't do yourselves down boys, you're definitely the same division as your other halves (OK they might be Arsenal & Liverpool to your Hull & Stoke but you're in the nevertheless ;))

Cheeky fecker!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Cheeky fecker!

I was being nice...:scared:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Cheeky fecker!

I will hold him and you can kick him mate.

With him and his wife, it is more like Liverpool having an away day at Albion Rovers.....and he is not the Scouser in this scenario!!!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I will hold him and you can kick him mate.

With him and his wife, it is more like Liverpool having an away day at Albion Rovers.....and he is not the Scouser in this scenario!!!!

Is this my imaginary wife?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Is this my imaginary wife?

He meant me...:p

 

[Davros]

Why is Lembits chin off to one side?