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Lembit Opik? HOW DOES HE DO IT?

MK Shrimper

Striker
From weather totty Sian Lloyd to cheeky totty Gabriella, how does this specky Liberal twunt manage to pull such stunners?

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Katie Green, 21, an Underwear Model.

Is this proof once and for all that there is no God?
 
Jesus Christ. That has really sucked the jam out of my doughnut - I agree that this is definite proof that God does not exist.
 
I expect he promises these bints some kind of celebrity/ media exposure and as has previously been mentioned, must be hung like a shire horse.

He probably gets a ****load of freebies, maybe dildos and anal beads or something.

Hope this helps
 
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The Grauniad was, yesterday, suggesting it was a bit of a publicity stunt. Good on both of them for exploiting it if so.

They make a pretty unlikely couple, don't they?

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I've met him a few times, bearing in mind a good mate from school is, like him, a Welsh Lib-Dem MP. He's one of those blokes who I suspect has never struggled to pull - although it's the age gap here, more than anything, that suggests this one may be a bit improbable.

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You wouldn't say no, though, would you?!

Matt
 
I wonder if she would of looked so attractive to him before she had the Boob job.
 
Thing is people are forgetting you very often get unattractive men hooking up with birds of a 7/10 or above ratings. One of my major bugbears, I think it was an old Rob Newman (or David Baddiel) routine where in a cinema queue he felt he should go down the line and reallocate couples so their looks etc were of an equal par.

MK & AS - don't do yourselves down boys, you're definitely the same division as your other halves (OK they might be Arsenal & Liverpool to your Hull & Stoke but you're in the nevertheless ;))
 
Thing is people are forgetting you very often get unattractive men hooking up with birds of a 7/10 or above ratings. One of my major bugbears, I think it was an old Rob Newman (or David Baddiel) routine where in a cinema queue he felt he should go down the line and reallocate couples so their looks etc were of an equal par.

MK & AS - don't do yourselves down boys, you're definitely the same division as your other halves (OK they might be Arsenal & Liverpool to your Hull & Stoke but you're in the nevertheless ;))

Cheeky fecker!
 

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