Lost Greyhound

[Cricko]

Anybody living in the Rayleigh/Eastwood/North Leigh come across a terrified light brown Greyhound running about please let me know...it escaped from the Vets on the Brook Estate just before it was due to have his bollocks cut off this morning and is on the loose somewhere in that area. It belongs to a friend of mine who is distraught.

Thanks.

 

[Cricko]

*Bump*

It has moved on and was spotted last night in the Daws Heath/St Michael's lane area so anybody who see's him it in that area or Hadleigh/Belfairs please let me know..It now has a cut on it's face...from crossing the Arterial road no doubt.

 

[* ORM *]

John. My Daughter said police were following what she thought was a cream coloured Greyhound in the Sutton/Shopland area yesterday. Then she heard later (she gies horseriding all day in Barling) it was also spotted later in Bournes Green with te police still tailing it (unintended pun). Might be worth a follow up.

 

[PrawNZ]

This dog has balls

 

[ldnfatso]

its probably hiding at the bottom of the pond!

 

[Cricko]

John. My Daughter said police were following what she thought was a cream coloured Greyhound in the Sutton/Shopland area yesterday. Then she heard later (she gies horseriding all day in Barling) it was also spotted later in Bournes Green with te police still tailing it (unintended pun). Might be worth a follow up.

Thanks Tony, it was the same dog and the police and the owner captured it yesterday in Southchurch.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Thanks Tony, it was the same dog and the police and the owner captured it yesterday in Southchurch.

Good news then

 

[canveyshrimper]

A happy ending, I did wonder if would be found outside Barking.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Essex police have had two police dogs stolen.

They have a couple of leads but no collars as yet.

 

[GNH]

Originally Posted by Cricko
Thanks Tony, it was the same dog and the police and the owner captured it yesterday in Southchurch

Good news then

Not good news for the dog once it gets taken back to the vets!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

As an animal lover, this is good news, as I was looking out for it on my travels.. By the way Cricko, did it have a cut on it's face?

 

[Cricko]

As an animal lover, this is good news, as I was looking out for it on my travels.. By the way Cricko, did it have a cut on it's face?

Yes mate, I said that in an earlier post..:unsure:

 

[EastStandBlue]

By the way Cricko, did it have a cut on it's face?

It got embroiled in a spot of gangland violence just outside of Hockley, apparently. Ruff part of the area, that...

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Yes mate, I said that in an earlier post..:unsure:

I know you did, that's why I asked.
Sorry, I should have worded the question like this.................. Did it have a cut on it's face, after all?

 

[Cricko]

Oh right I have not seen it since , I will let you know later today after my investigation....:sherlock:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Oh right I have not seen it since , I will let you know later today after my investigation....:sherlock:

Are you nipping round to "comfort" the distraught owner then? ;)

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Essex police have had two police dogs stolen.

They have a couple of leads but no collars as yet.

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a Greyhound sitting there."Do you talk?" he asks."Yep," the Greyhound replies."So, what's your story? "The Greyhound looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young, and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. They found me the most beautiful bitch Greyhound, we had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "50 Dollars." The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner replies, "Because he's such a liar, he never did any of those things."