Marks and Spencer

[C C Csiders]

*sound of Am I Right by Groove Armada in the background*

This isn't just any salad bag. This is a mizuno leaf, baby leaf spinach and rocket sald bag. Succulent peppery mizuno leaves harvested fresh from organic soil, united with tender baby leaf spinach. so young, so moist and crisp thatit is like tasting the first dewdrop of autumn upon the very tip of your tongue. Fresh, callow rocket combines juicily with the leaves, and a mouth-watering......

*screech of stylus needle across vinyl record*








.........CENTIPEDE! A f***ing centipede! Dead in my supposedly gorgeous, tender, suucculent (adjective deranged) M&S salad bag. I might be fond of sand dunes and salty air, but I'm f***ed if I'm fond of stone-dead creepy-crawlies in my green salad.



£20 gift voucher in recompense, if you want to know.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Those M&S adverts are really annoying, the music belongs in a porn movie.
No problem with their food though, most of it's quite nice.

 

[Cricko2]

"You were Lucky"

I once had 3, yes 3 Caterpillars in One Lettuce from Sainsbury's. Like your self I got a Voucher for about £25 if I recall correctly..Oh and a free cabbage.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I once found a plastic novelty toy in a box of Coco pops.

It could have choked a small child.

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

A guy who I used to work with found, and felt in his mouth, some aphids that were in this ham salad sandwich from Tescos.

Yum! :D

 

[SUFC_Al]

I once found all these fiddly bits inside a Kinder Egg once......:p

 

[canveyshrimper]

I would suggest you may have been more p!ssed off if you had found half a centipede while eating the salad.:eek: