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Marks and Spencer

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*sound of Am I Right by Groove Armada in the background*

This isn't just any salad bag. This is a mizuno leaf, baby leaf spinach and rocket sald bag. Succulent peppery mizuno leaves harvested fresh from organic soil, united with tender baby leaf spinach. so young, so moist and crisp thatit is like tasting the first dewdrop of autumn upon the very tip of your tongue. Fresh, callow rocket combines juicily with the leaves, and a mouth-watering......

*screech of stylus needle across vinyl record*








.........CENTIPEDE! A f***ing centipede! Dead in my supposedly gorgeous, tender, suucculent (adjective deranged) M&S salad bag. I might be fond of sand dunes and salty air, but I'm f***ed if I'm fond of stone-dead creepy-crawlies in my green salad.



£20 gift voucher in recompense, if you want to know.
 
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