Memories

[coluwho?]

what is your favourite all time memory in terms of funninesss
i have threes

1 tes bramble, maher and lewis hunt all in there mercades then whos that walking in to the ground michael kighlty in his southend trackie well funny


2. the streaker in the south stand couldnt beleieve my eyes



3 dean windass in goal and we drew 1-1 hahaha

 

[Streaky]

Mine would be...Derek Payne whacking David Speedie

 

[coluwho?]

another one was when a person in the south stand threw a cup of tea at phil jevons to get them promotion instead of us to league one

missed him by an inch or two!


and when terry alterton signed for us

 

[sufcalways]

Che Wilson scoring at colchester :D:D:D:D they really must be sh*t for him to score, I liked him as a defender sometimes but he never attacked and that just shows how poor they really are :D

 

[Sean 2]

Che Wilson scoring at colchester :D:D:D:D they really must be sh*t for him to score, I liked him as a defender sometimes but he never attacked and that just shows how poor they really are :D

Ah,that was Che at the top of his game,and what a player too!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Macclesfield keeper Tony Bullock (?) throwing a hissy fit after getting sent off, circa 2001. Threw his jersey off, started taking his shorts off but thought better and then lumped the ball in to the crowd, hitting someone in the East Stand. Brilliant.

 

[leeblue]

seeing frank bruno play up front with jimmy greaves for danny greaves testimonial pure genius

 

[jassyfa1]

Neville Southalls constant outbursts at the Southend defence while he was on loan.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Carl Embersons goalkeeping. Funniest thing ever.

 

[CyrilSneer]

The oldham keeper (think it was Mike Pollitt), getting the hump with Mark Beard after a late challenge, then gesturing a headbut at him. Beard then feigned injury, which was apparent to all in the South lower. The referee charged over, which we all suspected was to book beard for diving. Instead he gave a penalty, and booked pollitt, which prompted Beard, Regis coubault and all the south lower to break out into laughter. I think we missed the penalty

 

[loz]

Rhys Weston's own goal in front of the South Stand to give us the least-deserved point ever against Cardiff. Somehow only 1-0 down, we hoofed a freekick from around our own 18-yard box straight to their keeper-completely pointless. Fortunately, Rhys was on hand not only to block his keeper's approach, but then to have the ball cannon into the net off of his own backside...

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Che Wilson scoring at colchester :D:D:D:D they really must be sh*t for him to score, I liked him as a defender sometimes but he never attacked and that just shows how poor they really are :D

There was a phase that Che went thru when he pushed forward at every opportunity, playing 1-2's and running into space. I remember him scoring at Roots Hall after a great run, a 1-2 and the ball in the net!!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Macclesfield keeper Tony Bullock (?) throwing a hissy fit after getting sent off, circa 2001. Threw his jersey off, started taking his shorts off but thought better and then lumped the ball in to the crowd, hitting someone in the East Stand. Brilliant.

Remember that...that ball really went into the crowd hard and straight and I think it did some damage...was the best kcik he had done all day!!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Remember that...that ball really went into the crowd hard and straight and I think it did some damage...was the best kcik he had done all day!!

Was it a child he hit or is that just my memory making more of the story than there was?

 

[The Big Shrimp]

The taking the pee out of Paul Roberts, who was one of the worst players to wear the Blue shirt. He would always bite & often came back with a decent line too! Always had me in stitches!

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

Offering Lewis Hunt a lift to the Witham ground.

 

[RobM]

The ball did indeed hit a child just in front of me. Bullock was fined £800 for that.

Anyone remember the 8 balls that appeared from the SE corner in the Luton cup game?

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

The ball did indeed hit a child just in front of me. Bullock was fined £800 for that.

Anyone remember the 8 balls that appeared from the SE corner in the Luton cup game?

I indeed do. Very funny.

Also, don't know if it's been mentioned.

The streaker at Southampton in the cup? Watching that steward trying to get his hands around her.

 

[Silencer]

The oldham keeper (think it was Mike Pollitt), getting the hump with Mark Beard after a late challenge, then gesturing a headbut at him. Beard then feigned injury, which was apparent to all in the South lower. The referee charged over, which we all suspected was to book beard for diving. Instead he gave a penalty, and booked pollitt, which prompted Beard, Regis coubault and all the south lower to break out into laughter. I think we missed the penalty

I was in the South Lower that day, makes me smile whenever I see Mike Politt on t.v.

The penalty was saved from our skipper at the time Andy Harris, god knows why he was taking the penalties!

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Some bloke from Darlington got sent off, and as I confirmed this sitting with my lad in the West, a bloke behind us suddenly demanded "Where? Where?", took out a pair of binoculars and started desperately scanning the pitch with them.