Firestorm
Pedant
A wedding occurred just outside Middlesbrough in Teeside . To keep tradition
going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the living daylights out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all
members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings
Calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court".
The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and says
"Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened".
The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the stand. Ronny begins his
explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Middlesbrough
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK".
"Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that
the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a
sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride
an unmerciful kick right between her legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"HURT!" Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers
going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking the living daylights out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all
members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings
Calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court".
The court room goes silent and Ronny (the best man) stands up and says
"Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened".
The Judge agrees and asks Ronny to take the stand. Ronny begins his
explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Middlesbrough
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK".
"Well", said Ronny, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that
the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a
sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride
an unmerciful kick right between her legs".
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"HURT!" Ronny replies "He broke three of my fingers
