Missed opportunites

[pickledseal]

Took a load of photos when very drunk in a bar in the Hague in Holland... got all kinds of randoms photos that night of crazy dutch people (we ordered slippery nipples and got half pints of the stuff!).

However it turned out a few days later that sat on the NEXT table to us was the Dutch equivilent of Des Lynham who was with some undercover reporter and some crack head prostitutes - who he confessed he wanted to do coke off their naked boobs or something - and may well have gone home with them! Major scandle....

However amoungst the 60 odd photos we took in that small bar that night, not ONE covered this story. We even had the press offering thousands to our mate Cartel who lived in Holland if we could just produce one photo....

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

The way work is at the moment it'll be another 25 years before I get the chance to retire.

Assuming of course you'll be able to find work when a centurian ;) :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Assuming of course you'll be able to find work when a centurian ;) :p

Plenty of casinos in Vegas.....

 

[Davros]

Got offered the chance to DJ at Ann Summers for some Christmas Event. Unfortunately it coincided with my 21st birthday, and i already had things planned :(

altho, in retrospect, thinking back 4 years, i probably wasnt that good, so would only have made a t*t of myself (excuse the pun)

 

[DTS]

Not quite the same but when I was with the old Mrs DtS I also started seeing some busty 19 year old that I had met at a wedding.

Now thigns were going well and my double life was going to plan. Anyway one night with the 19 year old on my sofa she decided it was time to do the deed.

For some reason and I dont know why i got an attack of guilt about the old Mrs DtS and I couldnt do it. She was literally perfect body and face wise and I bottled it.

About a week later I called of seeing her to concentrate on the then Mrs DtS and about six weeks after that I dumped Mrs DtS for being a ****ing tit.

I recently saw the 19 year old (now 25) and got to say I felt gutted. Still fit as........

 

[GBJ]

Plenty of casinos in Vegas.....

Lol, none at all actually :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Lol, none at all actually :)

Have they all been shut down! Blimey O'Riley blumming heckers like.