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Mk's Glasgow's and Southminsters Divert Thread

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Cricko

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I am sure she wore Pink knickers...


Over to you chaps ..:finger: :p
 
I would like to know how I have been associated with the MK and Glaswegian love fest......

The Southminster ONE is innocent...free the Southminster ONE....

And accused of "lurking"....wheres the respect.......booooo
 
Pubey said:
flan!!!!!!!
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Dear Sir,

I came on Shrimperzone to discuss the merits of Bart Gremlin vs Darril Floy Haven and what do I find but a collection of nonsense posts, scantily clad women and some swearwords that I haven't heard since I scrubbed the latrines in Suez with a toothbrush.
I am outraged and will now start supporting Leyton Orient as the Johnny Stokes chap seems to be a upstanding member of the Empire and has never commented on the chesticles of a half-naked lady or said any swears such as b*ll*cks, ****, **** or bugger.

Yours in purple anger,

Brigadier Major General Smythe Crickson. (Mrs).
 
MK Shrimper said:
Dear Sir,

I came on Shrimperzone to discuss the merits of Bart Gremlin vs Darril Floy Haven and what do I find but a collection of nonsense posts, scantily clad women and some swearwords that I haven't heard since I scrubbed the latrines in Suez with a toothbrush.
I am outraged and will now start supporting Leyton Orient as the Johnny Stokes chap seems to be a upstanding member of the Empire and has never commented on the chesticles of a half-naked lady or said any swears such as b*ll*cks, ****, **** or bugger.

Yours in purple anger,

Brigadier Major General Smythe Crickson. (Mrs).
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Mr Cricko will be sitting looking very smugly saying to himself "see, I just knew that would happen".....no encouragement needed..

While thinking...."hmmm the meals on wheels lady is late today"
 
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